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Hairy Houdini

Hi-De-Ho

Submitted on Aug 25, 2019WTF

Points: 25

Tags:sausage casing tuck Heshe cock Hi-De-Ho crossdresser· 51 comments

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Vet
Barret
Jordansimms take notes.
You got me.
Like3STFU0#340627 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
maybe should have read the tags first
Like1STFU4#1694457 years ago
Vet
Barret
Cheater
Like1STFU0#1694607 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
ewww granny shoes
Like1STFU3#340637 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
the selection is very limited at Trannies R US
Like1STFU1#1694477 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
Madam Butterfly
Like1STFU1#340657 years ago
Vet
FredGspotSanford
Gets some culture, Flash!
Like0STFU0#1694877 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Little Jack Horner sat on a street corner, Pissing away, Stuck in a finger, Pulled out a stringer,
Like1STFU2#340667 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Out poped a pecker, What a talented freaker I am
Like1STFU2#1694487 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Never claimed to be a poet & not know it. FUCK YOU whomever STFU'D me. Asshole.
Like1STFU2#1694497 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
haha
Like1STFU2#1694507 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
That pecker must have excited you for you to turn into a poet over it.
Like2STFU3#1694517 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
haha X2
Like1STFU2#1694527 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
+1 Team STFU
Like2STFU2#1694557 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
X1629
Like2STFU2#1694567 years ago
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
child what the fuck
Like1STFU0#340677 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
That's one large clit...
Like2STFU3#340687 years ago
Vet
Tigeriger
It’s like a kinder surprise, only with penis.
Like2STFU0#340697 years ago
Vet
CartersBird
One is outlawed in the states. One isn't but should be.
Like1STFU0#1694537 years ago
Vet
Tigeriger
Oh aye, i forgot it’s banned over there. Every place has shite laws.
In Scotland you are legally obligated to let someone use the cludgie (Toilet) if a stranger knocks on your door and asks.
Like1STFU0#1694547 years ago
Vet
Bono
In America, you are legally allowed to shoot that person once they step across the threshold of your door
Like2STFU0#1694577 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
Its also the only way vampires are legally allowed to enter your home
Like2STFU1#1694587 years ago
Vet
Bono
This is true, but only if they have an entering permit, and a permit license.
Like1STFU1#1694597 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
American, fuck your knock on the door! Unless you got a warrant, better not walk in.
Like2STFU1#1694617 years ago
Zucker
Oster
True story. Was driving through Texas got pulled over. Officer asked where my gun was. Told him I dont own one. "That's pretty stupid to drive unarmed".
Like3STFU0#1694637 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Lol Texas has it figured out. They could be even better if they legalized pot.
Like1STFU1#1694647 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
All drugs even.
Like1STFU1#1694657 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
More states should be like Indiana though. If a cop enters your home without a warrant or permission you can shoot to kill.
I mean...
Every time a cop dies an angel gets its wings am I right?
Like1STFU1#1694667 years ago
Zucker
Oster
What the fuck law is that.
Like1STFU1#1694677 years ago
Zucker
Oster
In cleveland if there are 5 or more niggers grilling past 4 am. You offer them a blunt for some ribs.
Like1STFU0#1694687 years ago
Vet
megaFAGGOT
Texas is the only state that's gonna be left in 50 years
Like1STFU2#1694697 years ago
Zucker
Oster
Texas is honestly scary.
Like1STFU1#1694707 years ago
Zucker
Oster
And Colorado. I can burry you in the western slope. No one will ever find her
Like1STFU1#1694717 years ago
Banned
Burntout
Accidental shut the stfu bono
Like0STFU1#1694747 years ago
Banned
Burntout
I did time in Texas in the military, I personally think Texas sucks. It's nothing but flat and brown and no trees with the exception of trees in the city that are small. Plus the weather just sucks there
Like0STFU1#1694757 years ago
Banned
Burntout
There is nothing inviting or attractive about it. It is flat and lifeless. Come to southern Missouri then you'll see life, beauty, wildlife plenty of wilderness. Not to mention hills valleys and small mountains.
Like0STFU1#1694767 years ago
Vet
Barret
In America, having small mountains and even hills is an exotic luxury :(
Like1STFU0#1694807 years ago
Vet
Tigeriger
* Tigeriger is unsure what flat land looks like....
Like3STFU0#1694837 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
https://www.governing.com/blogs/view/residents-given-right-to-resist-police-under-new-indiana-law.html
Like0STFU0#1694927 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
... And an angel gets its wings...
https://abc7chicago.com/man-charged-with-murder-in-shooting-of-isp-trooper/5491771/
Like0STFU0#1699137 years ago
Zucker
DrGiggles
is it possible to turn the penis inside out?
Like0STFU2#340707 years ago
Vet
Rooster65 <img src="/images/holidays/dick.png">
Thought ya knew that, with your manwhore mouth.
Like2STFU1#1694627 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Giggles can tie a knot in a horse cock
Like0STFU0#1699147 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
with his tongue*
Like0STFU0#1699157 years ago
Zucker
charisma
nature is metal
Like1STFU0#340717 years ago
Banned
Burntout
I will follow Billy on the down vote on this one
Like0STFU1#340737 years ago
Vet
Barret
lol at the latest TR
Like0STFU0#340847 years ago
Zucker
Oster
Welcome buddomatic!
Like0STFU0#340967 years ago
Zucker
Oster
I give you 7 hrs. Then you're gone.
Like0STFU0#1695507 years ago
Noob
FlashGordon fucks himself
Banned*
Like0STFU0#1699207 years ago
Zucker
TheDudeAbides
Yikes.
Like0STFU0#343557 years ago