FlashGordonfucks himself
All ya gotta do is light a cig, puff on it about 4-5 times then stick it into your arm and press down. Stop when you reach muscle we can't have people getting permanent damage over this. Cigarettes will get to over 1000°F so it doesn't take long.
Alcohol helps. Don't be stupid and go to a hospital. Treat with proper gauze, cleaning every day with Neosporin and soapy water.
Damn this is going to be STFU'ed I already know it.

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