Bloody Loveleh

Something for everyone in this compilation.


by CUNT
Submitted on Oct 1, 2019Funny
Points: 16


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  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Anyone on here tried sex with a steam iron?

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    And the laundry machine.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    My first job I worked part time at a place that sold broadband (while I was a student) the guys who dealt with the physical mail worked across the office from us. One day a guy screamed out in disgust and started dancing around like a faggot. I ran over to see what the fuss was. Turns out someone had shat in an A4 envelope and posted it in. I put my hand in my pocket and slapped a £20 note on the side, saying anyone who sticks their dick in the shit gets the money. Apparently I was considered to be the weird one.

    TLDR: normies are boring as fuck. Have sex with an iron.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I would share my chili with Tiger.

    Also.

    Come to Pattaya and we'll go midget hunting together.

    I hear they have midget mondays at a certain place.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Sure we can pick a girl up where the Indians hang. Might do it for free.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fucking Fred finally made the first ladyboy joke on mucho that made me laugh out loud, well done m8.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Pattaya does sound a blast. Must be given the shit you go through to be there. A midget threesome is still on my bucket list.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    the knobhead cant even come up with his own catchphrase and has to rob one from a 60's scifi program...

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    Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    You sure know how to bring the mood down don't ya

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    2:07 something seems off here.

    Like2STFU1#35355