constipated

when you have to shit and you have to do it now


Submitted on Oct 15, 2019Gross
Points: 17


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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Wait, maybe my brain is fucked up because I just woke up, or I was suddenly connected to a different universe. Had this strong sense of Deja Vu, that this had been posted at least 3 times before, and that woody made the same comment every time to be funny. Am...am I hallucinating things? I didn't even watch the sub or read his comment.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    In my memory he shat on a comb and then combed his hair with it.

    But he doesn't even have hair.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The comb was calling you from INSIDE THE HOUSE

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Someone get Tom Pearl around to do the comb thing, that's something mankind needs to see.

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    Mucho User JordanSimmsZucker

    JordanSimms

    I think he ate a shit sandwich in a recent post, and earlier shoved pants in his ass. He looks like Jeff Bezos but poor.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    he also went around the supermarket and hump ladies on 2 different subs

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So i didn't 100% imagine it, cool.

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    BONO'S DAD LOVES THE COCA COLA!!!

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  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Fuck me. This shit is what the Internet was made for

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  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Ok, I’m like 7 seconds into this and I’m scared.

    I’ll report back.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Yup, that’s fucked up.

    He didn’t use Diet Coke, the more “effective” product. Loser.

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  • Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Seen it too many times to care

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  • Mucho User charismaZucker

    charisma

    looks like he keeps property value high at least

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