Just A Guy And A Polar Bear Hanging Out

somewhere in the arctic


Submitted on Oct 16, 2019Nature is Metal
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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Fun/gay facts:

    - I used to live on Spitsbergen/Svalbard/Longyearbyen, an island halfway from Norway to the North Pole. Only one small village there, and a lot of snow.

    - That's where polar bears like to hang out.

    - Sometimes they would wander into town, and people went into hiding. Places like the kindergarden has tall fences to keep them out.

    - You were allowed to walk around with rifles in town.

    - In fact you were required to bring a rifle if you were going outside the tiny town's border.

    - When you went to the grocery store, you could casually leave your gun at the entrance and pick it up again when leaving.

    - I didn't realize how weird these things were until I grew up and noticed the difference from the rest of the country. I never see guns anywhere.

    - Sometimes the bears would eat people. When they were getting a bit too peckish...

    - One guy emptied the entire clip of his gun in and around a bears face. It only made the bear angry and it ate his friend.

    - Don't fuck around with polar bears.

    - Polar bears are cute as fuck.

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    Mucho User Mick420Zucker

    Mick420

    This is one of the best posts on this cuntabulous site. Animals are fckn awesome, Humans are fckn shit.

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    Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    :golf clap: for Barret Mears

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    those statements all look familiar... you taking up jam making and training a wolf to be your pet barret ?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    My polar bears would shit down puny Plantshit's bear's throats, and they would like it.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    @Mick420 polar bears are secretly working with scientists to perpetuate the global warming hoax. Animals are part of the conspiracy.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    The moon is a NASA lie.

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  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Yes, this guy deserves to die. Violently.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Aren't you like...upvoting? :(

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Have you seen the # of faggots that have gone thru my subs and downvoted them all? That made me lol. The points don’t mean anything, do they?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Only that I'm trying to take advantage of MD's absence so I can beat him to 10.000. Other then that its completely worthless of course.

    And it can get you into chat.

    So as said, completely worthless.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Yea. Tomasi and a couple others did the same at the old place. Their rage made me giggle. A lot.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Are you asking me to upvote all 450 subs? BTW ^ was your 12,000th comment.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    lol

    We had Tomasi for a short period but he short-faggot-circuited himself off again.

    Goddamn I spam too much. There should be a limit of comments based on rep or something. Of course you would never comment again.

    Just vote what you want... we all just want to have fun, points can be fun.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Gimme a bit. I just got off the airplane. I’ll get them in time.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I bet you enjoy exploding dicks in your face more than batteries.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Woody I felt the same way after voting on every sub on the site and getting the award.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It got lost in the mail since then.

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    There is not enough money in this world that could convince me to test if some poxy little box really Is polar bear proof.

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