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Worst Photoshop ever. Mrs. Rooster65 can do better.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Tonight I enjoyed 8 tacos for $5 from Jack in the Box as a late dinner. Not great for me but if you're trying to save money a very solid option. Can also recommend the Taco Bell value money. You can get 4 burritos with tax for $5.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Not eating at Jack in the Box for my health.. it's for my pocketbook, time and hunger. Tonight I'm considering diversifying and trying that new jalapeno bacon cheeseburger at Wendy's. Wanna make sure my body gets all necessary vitamins and minerals by getting the full spectrum of fast food.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Like Zack Galifianakis I'm not that fat... 2 would do. You know what though I've got good beer and very good weed... anything else from cheeseburgers to Tinder pussy is icing on the cake at this point.
DarkEmperorMSOG
@Oster I want you to know that I enjoyed 6 tacos from Jack in the Box for dinner tonight. Very satisfied with my $3.80 purchase.
DarkEmperorMSOG
This website is basically fast food of the internet. I offset my occasional shit eating by going to the gym at least 3 times per week.
Barret
After going to the market, total price 18 bucks :
https://i.imgur.com/ygQPxuy.jpg
I'm surprised you can get 6 tacos for 3.5 though, Murican's are great at fast food.
Barret
Khua Kling, a very spicy curry.
2 Pad Kra Pao Moo and 1 Pad Kra Pao Duck, some kind of fried pork/duck meat in a special oyster/fish/soy sauce mix with basil leaves, the pork variant is my favorite Thai food and could eat it every day.
Some well shakened kebab salad, it looked nice before carrying it around.
Fried pork in a garlic sauce.
Some kind of vegetable and fried meat thing they gave me for free, probably poisoned.
Fries rice and Chicken/vegetables.
4 Pork and Chicken BBQ sticks.
Roasted duck on rice.
and finally some random bags of black sauce that is probably 90% salt and sugar, instant heart attack fuel.
Phew.
Barret
You guys are probably tired of my long rants, so short version: Trying to focus on fixing one thing at a time now (first the blood sugar/diabetes 2), since trying to fix everything at once didn't seem to work.
You're right that stuff isn't too good for the heart but at least the sugar levels is acceptable, barely, fucking thais and their lack of creative food, everything has to be 10% sugar or the police will arrest the cook.
Burntout
Some say beans are considered fruit, vegetable or legumes.
You made me Google it as well.
Here's my copypasta.
Some say that beans are neither a fruit or a vegetable, because they are all legumes. The fruit of a legume comes out in the form of a pod, which opens along a seam and contains seeds within. Some examples of legumes include: alfalfa, peas, chickpeas, lentils, peanuts and, you guessed it, beans
Barret
Dunno about the air, probably because Thai's don't understand hygiene or bacteria. They think that if you put running water from the polluted tap water for a second, its clean. They also don't understand refrigeration or freezers so they expect you to eat the food soon.
The texture is just all the sauce and condensation in the bag from the heat, the meat is just right, not chewy and not mushy. Maybe the heat has something to do with the air? Makes the plastic less melty? Dunno, they may not understand hygiene but they know their fast food, so sure there is a reason.
Barret
Since we are on about useless facts:
They originally started putting chili on food to keep it fresh longer, but mainly to cover up the taste of stale old meat and ingredients. Its kind of gross to think about, but have to remember that now they do it because they are used to the taste, and most of them don't even like the food unless its dangerously spicey. They literally end up hurting themselves from chili damaging the stomach linings.
Barret
Norwegians supposedly eat more Taco's then anywhere in the world, but they use mostly the mildest sauces. Only a select few enthusiasts make spicy food, so its mostly true. We aren't as bad as the Brits but sometimes I wonder if there's an unwritten law that bans strong flavours in some of our food, like the popular cheeses.
DarkEmperorMSOG
@Burntout I'm happy to let you know I diversified and got 2 jumbo jack juniors tonight. Much healthier because there was a tomato and onions. Still got 4 tacos as well. The jumbo jack juniors were more satisfying overall. Should have just got 4 of those. Next time. Health first.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Nope I am lifting heavy at the gym a few times a week now and those burgers and tacos are going directly to my muscles. Told you bro if I hit the gym at least 3 times per week I can get away with some junk food.
DarkEmperorMSOG
@Burnout @Oster got a large curly fry and 4 Jumbo Jack Juniors for dinner tonight. 4 was ambitious... ate 2 and almost full already. Thanks for your attention.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Jack in the Box is placed very conveniently on my way home from work. Right now convenience + low price > health. There should be more healthy drive thru options.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Proud to say I downed 3 of 4 Jumbo Jack Juniors and the 4th one should be very afraid. Mommy and daddy would be so proud of me seeing me wasted eating Jack in the Box kekekeke I feel so fulfilled
DarkEmperorMSOG
4 Jumbo Jack Juniors have ceased to exist. I have an overwhelming sense of accomplishment.
DarkEmperorMSOG
1 large curly fry, 3 beers and 4 bowls of weed. I'm nice and toasted.
DarkEmperorMSOG
Smoked 2 more bowls after that comment. 6 bowls of a very nice Purple Hindu Kush definitely enough to get toasty.
DarkEmperorMSOG
@Burntout today my diet consisted of 6 tacos, 3 Jumbo Jack Juniors and 1 five piece mini churros from Jack in the Box then just now 2 cheese quesadillas and 2 Cinnamon Twists from Taco Bell. Are you proud of me daddy?
DarkEmperorMSOG
Don't be a bitch that food was better than what half the world eats. My body seems totally fine with the decisions I made.
DarkEmperorMSOG
@megaFAGGOT always love to slobber all over my balls. Today I restored balanced in the universe and got baked chicken, superfood salad and a veggie green drink from a local deli. Gonna hit the gym in an hour. I'm a responsible adult. Thanks for reading.

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