La cucaracha

Dumbass tries to get rid of a nest of cockroaches in his backyard and gets more than he bargains for


Submitted on Nov 14, 2019NSFL
Points: 18

Tags:Cockroachgasmatches· 106 comments

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  • Mucho User TheDudeAbidesZucker

    TheDudeAbides

    Oh please do. I feel like we got soft on repost proof.

    Like1STFU0#175746
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You didn’t link the last time you called a repost, megaIdiot. Go fuck yourself.

    Like0STFU0#175747
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Megafaggot acts like a littlebitch. Then again all pony fans do.

    Like0STFU0#175749
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    He/it seems obsessed with me being “wrong” about things. The rule is: you call repost, you link it. Even I know that.

    Like2STFU0#175750
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    As a "lurker" utterback should too.

    Like0STFU0#175751
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Well most people here think they know everything. Deal with it.

    Like0STFU0#175753
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    It’s the weak power-butching up that triggers my canadien alter-ego.

    Like0STFU0#175754
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    You talk to dik at all? How is he after zeke burned his house down.

    Also. Serious note. Cozumels sucks. Where can I GET GOOD BEANER FOOD.

    Like0STFU0#175755
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    West side Mexican? Don Patron is good, but dunno if there are any on that side.

    Like0STFU0#175756
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I work in the far west side. Uppity wasps. Havent seen shit. Lakewood is fucking lame imo.

    Like0STFU0#175757
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Whats your favorite spot to eat here. Im looking for the best of the best.

    Like0STFU0#175758
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    el rinconcito chapin is the best ive found.

    Like0STFU0#175759
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    I can only recommend near west-side. Check out Phnom Penh http://www.ohiorestaurant.com/ I didn’t know they had two locations now. I knew them before they moved to near the west-end market. The old place was so good but in a shit hole ghetto location on Lorain and W 120th.

    Like1STFU0#175761
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Oh, University In in Tremont has a good Polish spread.

    Like0STFU0#175762
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Im not polish. Dont care for lesser human food.

    Like1STFU0#175763
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    When are you in town and free again. Wanna get lunch? I would like to pick your brain on this issue im having.

    Like0STFU0#175764
    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    yeah, that's pretty fucking bizarre. the human Z factory has an equally boring friend.

    Like0STFU0#175774
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You would have liked Muchosucko.

    Like0STFU0#175777
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Oster, the week of thanksgiving I’m supposedly off, but I now have to fix an architecture for HP. So Houston it is. I hate Houston.

    Like0STFU0#175816
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I hate chicago. Ive never been to houston, but if its anything like dallas I understand.

    Like0STFU0#175818
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    This could affect certain “rituals” I have for thanksgiving.

    Like0STFU1#175822
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    That turkey f***** is a dumb***. You couldn't string together more than three sentences.

    Like0STFU0#175827
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    If you knew how to spell Jacuzzi you would not have had a repost.

    Like0STFU0#175829
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Also, it's obvious these two BFFs have been emailing or calling each and are now trolling

    Like0STFU0#175830
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Bitch has yet to email me.

    Like0STFU1#175832
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I like how turkey fuck is acting like he isnt turkey fuck.

    Like1STFU0#175834
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Says the one who has 6,754 comments

    Like0STFU0#175835
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Touche.

    Maybe at this rate I'll be able to give giggles a run for his money. Nah, impossible.

    Like1STFU0#175849
  • Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Wonder how much gass he poured down that hole

    Like0STFU0#37221
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Me thinks maybe just a smidgen more than that

    Like0STFU0#175804
  • Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Had a beagle only stupider dog we had was a Basset hound. The stupider a dog is the more it loves you. Basset was a love bug to the max.

    Like0STFU0#175740
    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    "The stupider a dog is the more it loves you." I feel the same way about humans. The smarter someone is the more likely they are to do weird shit or have ulterior motives/agendas. That's why I usually date retards.

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    **** ********* ass *********** ********

    Like0STFU0#175744
  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    This guy just caused himself a shitload of yardwork.

    Like0STFU0#37229
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    No he didnt. He will just pay beaners.

    Like0STFU0#175748
  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Wile E Coyote would be proud

    Like3STFU0#37230
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Last time I linked a repost, no one even downvoted, you guys have gone more then soft... more like wet noodle.

    Like0STFU0#37233
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Super related: Anyone play Path of Exile?

    Like1STFU0#37234
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Literally ANYONE except suspected alts and Oster.

    Like1STFU0#175779
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Lol i never even played it. Dont actuallu know what it is.

    Like0STFU1#175784
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It was the best Diablo 3 game.

    Like0STFU0#175785
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Diablo 4 is going to flop.

    Like0STFU0#175786
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I don't know anything about Path of Exile , but I would just like to say something

    Like1STFU0#175789
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Sup pal. How is your day.

    Like0STFU0#175791
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Good shit. Still at work. Might go bar hopping tonight so expect so random boringness.

    Like0STFU0#175796
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Sorry. Pub* the bar is where you get the drinks.

    Like0STFU0#175797
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    bar/pub same thing. clubs is where it differs as they usually stay open until the early hours and are for youngsters. im usually in bed by midnight

    Like0STFU0#175798
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'm gonna go walk to Walking Street.

    Not for alcohol or women.

    Just want a kebab.

    Like0STFU0#175800
    Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    Are you gassy from those beans and rice last night? I know being gassy makes people agitated.

    Like0STFU1#175805
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    there wasn't anything in Barrets comment that was the truth other than 'im walking the streets'

    Like2STFU0#175806
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Ended up getting the kebab. Held on to it for 4 hours while chatting to....yes giggles was right, a girl (inb4 ladyboylololol), then i forgot the kebab at the supermarket on my way home.

    THEN. I went back for the kebab, took the Baht Bus home, and accidentally smashes my face in a metal rod, and my head in the roof, due to the driver being a Thai psychopath.

    Average night out...

    Like2STFU0#175855
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Feeling cute, might post face tomorrow if there's a nice bruise, probably not.

    Like1STFU0#175856
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Post your precious singing voice

    Like0STFU0#175857
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I'll let you guys in on a little secret.

    I actually hate Thai people more then Indians.

    Don't even have genuine hate for Indians, its more pity and mockery, but do feel genuine hatred for most Thai people.

    Probably due to so many of them acting like pieces of shit every day. But that's just a theory.

    Like1STFU0#175859
    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Some of those indian bitches look smoking hot. At least the ones in the stupid movies they make. I want to bang this chick Rachika in Venice Beach back on the day. Solid 9.5 kinda ugly feet, but she had some Haji boyfriend. So I banged her zitty friend Souraya. Pokey hairs everywhere. Quit that shit

    Like0STFU2#175863
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You out of rib medication?

    Like1STFU1#175865
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    There is an Indian dance show club or something and I've always wanted to take a look inside to see what's inside. Pics of belly dancers on a poster outside. Hmm.

    By the way I feel kind of dizzy, just want everyone to know it was Baht Bus 227 that killed me today If i don't wake up :P

    The driver laughed mockingly at the accident he caused so he's probably a zucker hidden somewhere.

    * Barret eyes thedude

    Like0STFU0#175866
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    When are you going to share pictures? Sometimes I think about renting a jetskii but then think about what happened to you, considering my bad luck...

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    keep it under 40mph in rough 50 in smooth , I was going 55 or so in rough water jumping boat waves. This old man should stop being hard core jumper. I loved getting air it finally kicked my ass. The ski turned hard right on take off I went left and brittle bone landed on my left side. At 1st I wanted to sell the skis and buy a boat but I like skis better than a boat and probably will go back next summer to my skis.

    Like0STFU0#175883
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I've never seen a Thai speedometer that works... But alright I doubt I would go that fast anyway. Just floating in itself is exciting to me.

    Also, OUCHIES!

    Like0STFU0#175902
  • Mucho User BurntoutBanned

    Burntout

    They make flip flops for cigarettes?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    sorry let me correct that for the stupid ones... Faggots. gays/homos/people without fucked up feet/toes.

    Like1STFU0#175802
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    So you need to have perfect feet to me gay?

    Like0STFU0#175808
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    no that one applys to females. I once dated a women until I saw her wearing flipflops one day and she had the most horrid toenails... ewww

    Like1STFU0#175811
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    How long ago was that like 48 years ago?

    Like1STFU0#175817
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    don't be silly. was it in the last 10 years

    Like0STFU0#175833
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Ever have a woman with really long toe nails sound you.... me either....

    Like0STFU0#175839
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    smaller women have the best feet... fact

    Like0STFU0#176073