Fun dildo surprise

60% of the time, works every time


by CUNT
Submitted on Nov 26, 2019Funny
Points: 13

Tags:Dildo fun· 49 comments

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Would you come here any other way?

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    They should play this at your funeral

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    'Pass The Dildo' sounds like the sort of parlour game you'd play

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you do know that's a long way off ? we have to see off the likes of Uuoody , Rooster and Freddie first

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You will probably outlive me to be fair, but not Woody. Freddie-Please and Gayster maybe.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Freddie is healthier than all you fucks. Dad made it to 87 and I eat better than he did.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    oh here we go... my granny is 95 so I should outlive all you fucks

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Freddie, youtube links and deep fryer grease isn't food.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    I even have a stupid Kangen water machine and drink almost a gallon of water a day. I did eat a chili dog at the Hat on Friday, but Friday nights don't count

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Good rolemodel.

    Dunno what a Kangen water machine is though. I drink Thai water from some old "reverse osmosis" machine in the basement, no idea if that shit is good for you, probably not...

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Extremely tempted to go buy a small snickers or icecream right now :( Haven't had sugar in days and can feel the cravings growing.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Kangen is an alkaline water machine. One of the ladies brought in Hershey's Hot Cocoa flavored kisses today. Pretty damn good

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Every comment leaves me with more questions.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Oh I get it. Its because of your blackness.

    "My water is Kangz and shiet".

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    the video started off well until that stupid fucking sound fx

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    whats next , that 'Larry' edit bullshit ? you all suck more dick than Barret @ a ladyboi convention

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    its even worse than a stupid Efukt video

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    Just as there's a generation of aging,Finnish women with no legs; So there'll soon be a generation of aging, 'Rolled In Melted Crayons' women.

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    Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    THJ; Skinheads. Finland caught up with that fashion late. Round about thirty odd years ago? Blokes became Skinheads. Their girls adopted mini skirts with stockings and suspenders (What a time to be alive, eh?!) Only, after the disco, if they missed the bus? The lads brain fluid would freeze and the girls got frost bite on their upper thighs.

    Got that from a lady I met, who'd just come back from a family funeral there. About thirty years back.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    That sounds so fucking crazy and stupid Finland is the only place it makes sense.

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  • Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    That faggot grabbed for the dick so it could spray him too. Fucking queer gonna burn in hell when he dies homosexuality is a sin. The lord loves you but if you sleep with another dude you'll spend eternity in suffering. Seems fair.

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    Mucho User bamfordZucker

    bamford

    you're just all over the place aren't you? pick a lane.

    or don't.

    be a firework like katy perry says.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Its like if Mick420 was a shitty troll. Still, make about as much sense.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    EDUCATE YOURSELF ON 9 / 11

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    @Bono why? Are the truthers gonna rise up and kick down the doors of the capitol? You armchair detectives aren't going to do shit.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Spoken like an ignorant workerant

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    That word should always be put in bold and underlined here.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Haha you couldn't stalk everything that happened whilst you were gone

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Hmmmm.. auto styling of trigger words

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'll need to rebuild the comment section and database completely

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yup people are being too active now. Its always one way or the other.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    "hold on babe, just go sleep for 5 minutes so i can go check mucho"

    "wat?"

    "ladyboy men yak yak good"

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