Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was only going to eat 3 pies and one lasagna, so if anybody wants to come over...

Mucho User truckerhatjones
Submitted on Nov 27, 2019Happy
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Happy Turkey-flavored Meat Product Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tags:ironic categoryturkey pot piesfrozen dinneri'd rather be munching on Elsa· 74 comments

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  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    I’ve had those pot pies. Not bad in a pinch. Better from oven not microwave.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    Peepaw Carter used to hold them upside down so they'd fall out of the little container onto a bed of mashed potatoes.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    It's a nice meal for the young, old, poor, uneducated, the addicted, the tattooed, the small dicked, and basically anyone who isn't perfect like I have been for the past 10 years.

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    Mucho User CartersBirdVet

    CartersBird

    It was those instant spuds too, not real mashed potatoes.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    How ironic the darkest of us is the most racist

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    We have JAWS signed up here, confirmed negro, but he is basically Carlton so..

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Havent been there in a long time.

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    Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    Those pot pies are salad. The trick with food like this is adding your own spices and sauces to bring it up a notch. Salt pepper and hot sauce would work well here. Happy Thanksgiving faggots.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Back in the day Fred and the misses used to down Scorpions there and get crazy in the back of our Villager at the Brea Claim Jumper. Alway keeping it classy.

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    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    How’s the ribs? Can you contemplate a good meal on the throne yet?

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Ribs are much better, but not perfect. I can fuck again that's all that matters

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Now I kinda miss Kirks brine buckets

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    How depressive is that making you, fries?

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    It really pisses me off that Fries never talks to me directly. Enough to book a ticket to LHR. I need some miles f0r status.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Having Fries talk directly to you is overrated. Here's a tissue for your issue

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Why is airports Kirks answer to everything. Also Kirk , we do have our own airport here ... hell i'll even pick you up from there.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    Meet him in the men's room Kirk. Just look for the stall with a hole in the wall

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    don't diss me in front of Kirk , he and I go way back

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    2/10

    No brine, barely any buckets

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You gonna just take that stfu like tripe?

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Only faggots uses the STFU button.

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  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    It should be noted that I was forced to accept my identity under duress.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Nice profile picture you conflicted little girl

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe if you're a briney little bucket this holiday season you'll get access to chat

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Me and Barret and Dogs are in there right now talking about you behind your back

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    That’s ok. I trust barrel as far as I could throw him.

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    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    The profile pic should make you feel better.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Come visit and ill arrange a mouthfuck and gangbang for you

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    So... I shouldn't do this (my manager will kill me) but I'll bump you up to Zucker for now. If you relog you can enter chat.

    The only reason I can get away with it is because Zuckers receive more hate than Noobs

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I heart Kirk.

    The Zucker scum.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If i was Bono id make the Zucker rank rainbow colored.

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    THJ; I just can't get that " Banquet " boxed nigger bait out of my mind. The dichotomy is tearing my brain apart like a blast of buck shot :(

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  • Mucho User DarkEmperorMSOGNoob

    DarkEmperorMSOG

    I bought 3 pumpkin pies for the Thanksgiving feast that I am attending tomorrow... then realized that was overkill and kept 1 for myself. Already had some and they added a nice pinch of salt.. it's pretty fucking good.

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Not suprised you already ate one.

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    who the fuck is Marie Callender anyhoo? is it when of those cheap store brands?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Its the king [queen?] of Pies in America

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    They do have frozen stuff but they are more famous for their restaurants

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