Happy turkey day

Now go eat the bird

Mucho User UUoody
Submitted on Nov 28, 2019Happy
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Happy turkey day
Tags:turkeygetawaymustangeat the bird· 46 comments

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I doubt felt tips came in that shade of green

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I once had some crayons that were diarrhoea brown

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    not really relevant but I just wanted to use the link as I think its funny

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you know the one thing that's worse than that is the modern (2012) 3 stooges film

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im guessing this only makes sense in the head of one person

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  • Mucho User UUoodyVet

    UUoodythe Junkyard Dog

    Me thinks you all are trying to read too much into it. I'm was just trying to wish everyone a nice thanksgiving, and used a picture of a turkey making an escape rather than using some schmaltzy Norman Rockwell painting.

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It was a nice thought, I think he means he's conflicted on what to vote.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING NON-SENILE SQUIDLEY!!!

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    personally I don't see any difference between squidley and Uuoody , they are both equally old and senile

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    im having some turkey right now... Wild Turkey 101

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Sup brit homie. When you trying to come to the states.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    There is no 'try' only 'do'. Thing is I would travel to the USA but at the moment im planning on visiting places in the UK. I'm currently doing all the steepest roads in the UK for my Youtube channel.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that THJ is such a charmer.... ive already shown my butt

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Aye, if you ever wanna visit.. you can go fuck yourself.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    if you can name more than 6 things worth visiting the USA for then I may venture there. 1 of those things must include visiting Conyers so I can kick squidley dumb old ass

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    and 1 of those things must not be for American heritage as you don't have any

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    American invented plenty of things, such as independence and saving English ass in world wars

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that's only 2 things as America was barely there for WW1

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I can give you 5 lefts and 5 rights. That's ten

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Im darker than you. So try again.

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    what?... oster you look like an anaemic fuck. ive had turds that have seen more sunlight than you

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Im still darker than you. What you said means nothing.

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    Mucho User FredGspotSanfordVet

    FredGspotSanford

    The Grand Canyon, Glacier National Park, The Petrified Forests, Big Sur, Monument Valley, Niagara Falls, then finish by swimming in the Everglades

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    are any of those places moped-viable ?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I have my awesome Youtube channel to uphold here

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    if I want to bring my moped across inside my van what do I need ?

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    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    if I want to merely come to America to kick oster ass do I need a visa ? or can I lie ?

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You should share your Youtube channel here to get lots of free likes and positive comments

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