Kirk’s Fuckin Brine Bucket - 2019

This years’ bucket. You are all my bitches. Kudos if you can answer why I put the fruit in the bucket.

Mucho User JamesTKirk
Submitted on Nov 29, 2019Muchoers Gone Wild
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Kirk’s Fuckin Brine Bucket - 2019
Tags:Saltsugarbasillaurel leaffagsbitchesI like to be mouthfucked and gangbangeduse it correctlygarlic powdermustard powderfruitwhydumbbarret· 110 comments

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  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Ooooo, the thumbnail makes it look like vomit. Even better.

    Like1STFU0#37724
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Guessing because you want sugar content you add fruits to add fructose.

    Also sign faggot.

    Like5STFU0#177166
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    The citrus probably taste nice, and covers up the piss taste.

    Like1STFU0#177172
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    More importantly, how many fathoms deep would it need to be to drown the the population of the Middle East?

    Like1STFU0#177199
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    You can drown on two tablespoons of water.

    Like0STFU0#177200
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    amazing The crap ways humans die. You can even fuck up using a vending machine.

    Like0STFU0#177204
    Mucho User TigerigerVet

    Tigeriger

    Darwin was just a faggot who was gay for molluscs.

    Like0STFU0#177211
  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    To attract more flies?

    Like0STFU0#37726
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm gonna give you a cute little hat

    Like0STFU0#177279
  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    But what's it taste like?

    Like0STFU0#37728
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Finally its a real mucho site.

    Like0STFU0#37729
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    yep... it finally became a sausage fest like the old (still better) site

    Like1STFU1#177179
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Personally I find it funny. Bono advertised this site as Sucko's replace and then was whining the other day that it had turned into a male only site. Goal achieved and yet it will never replace the original.

    Like0STFU1#177184
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    The onesie wear fuck hasn't even bothered to create a Muchopedia for the site

    Like0STFU1#177185
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    no ... I said Muchopedia, there is a difference. Yak had this funny site where he gave a rundown on every notable members foibles. Bono just thinks he has attained Muchoness but he hasn't..... yet

    Like0STFU1#177215
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The original Muchopedia only served to ruin the lives of those who were too bored/prone to become fixated on cyber shit.

    Unless you want another 200 day edit war with TR_tism

    Like0STFU0#177231
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    No i want you to make more effort you Yak-wannabe

    Like0STFU1#177242
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm going out on a limb and calling this a reply fail

    Like0STFU0#177244
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you want a Mucho style site to ria=al the original then take your thumb out of you ass and make the effort

    Like0STFU1#177245
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    And an interpost fail

    Double fail

    Like0STFU0#177247
    Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    hey Gigs if you are truly shitfaced... how about you drop trou and give us a little

    * truckerhatjones does a combination of whistles and nudges

    Like2STFU0#177248
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    no... my comment about you being a yak-wannabe still stands

    Like0STFU1#177249
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Feel free to hit me via the contact tab if you have specific ideas. OR if you just feel like complaining. Because drunk emails are always funny.

    Like0STFU0#177254
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    how did i miss that ? other things that are funny is i would never send an email as that's a wasted comment on here (chat is for fags)

    Like0STFU1#177273
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    you know when im drunk i comment on here.

    Like0STFU1#177274
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The change log has been here longer than you fuckface, it's at the bottom of every page

    Like0STFU0#177275
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    What a Squidley moment

    Like0STFU0#177276
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono takes suggestions so well that he doesn't even update the suggestions list.

    Like0STFU0#177303
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    is it a gay thing? 'oranges are not the only fruit....'

    Like1STFU1#37733
  • Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Nah, been having pic this for years. Main reason for my nick change.

    Like0STFU0#177210
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Lol, most of the oldies here know I do this every year. Usually I include a pic of it with my middle finger.

    Like0STFU0#177213
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I don't remember the middle finger but Im just glad to see the brine bucket

    Like0STFU1#177214
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    for a while now I thought Kirk was THJ

    Like0STFU1#177216
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Billy shut the fuck up. you couldn't make a sub as great as Kirks shit buckets

    Like0STFU1#177227
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    it has the same 'baby impaled on a spike' logo

    Like0STFU1#177229
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    The content of the bucket has been edited. Is there something in that Brine that personally identifies him? Because that'd be impressive...

    Like0STFU0#177232
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Lol, why is the content of that bucket been altered? Jesus Billy.

    Like0STFU0#177300
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Does that say "Food Gravy Heavy Duty"? Wow Americans take cooking seriously.

    Like0STFU0#177306
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I have this feeling I will never attain 100K comments on this site

    Like0STFU1#37742
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    I know my usual methods of high comments will be thwarted be Bono's minion.

    Like0STFU1#177217
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    that or Barret is sucking Bono's cock

    Like0STFU1#177219
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    You average 14.06 comments per day. At that pace you'll have 100k in just under 17 years!

    Like0STFU0#177233
    Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    i cant do the 'Dik' double-comment thing as i will get banned. i cant do the favourite one letter per comment as that will get me banned too.

    Like0STFU1#177236
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Maybe you could try putting in slightly more effort into making readable comments

    Like0STFU0#177239
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Instead of, you know, sharting your thoughts into the the ethereal cyber realm

    Like0STFU0#177240
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    At 90.000 I start deleting random comments.

    Like1STFU0#177307
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He might make it to 100k that way, I go afk for one day and he would slip by.

    Like0STFU0#177328
  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    funny how Kirk is using that old profile pic....

    Like0STFU1#37743
  • Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Do I see a mentos wrapper? Why does this shit look like a storm drain in LA?

    Like0STFU0#37757
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Just another invalid faggot.

    Like0STFU0#177359
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Hey hey hey I see fancy new colors on my buttons! Hey wait... Where's my pump/dump button!? Facking TheDude got his way with 1 whine....

    * Barret puts the dude on the zuckerlist for Christmas.

    Like1STFU0#37761
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I was thinking about it for months, it just takes prodding to get me to /unjew

    Like0STFU0#177311
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    * Barret adds Bonos name to the zuckerlist, and scratches him off the lottely list. That's right, lotelly.

    Like0STFU0#177314
  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    So what's the answer for the fruit? Does it involve mouthfucking and gangbanging?

    Like0STFU0#37763
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    herbs and spices and fruits etc don't really get past the surface of meats. Smaller molecules like salts and sugars will disperse throughout as they're small enough to 'fit' inside the muscle fibers, but anything flavouring wise just hangs around on the surfaces. So a fruit brine might do something because of the sugars in it, but you might aswell just have a salt sugar brine then use the fruit during the cooking process to get it's flavour across

    Like0STFU0#177330
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    The answer is that the fruit enraged yAK so much I vowed to have it every year until he said sorry. It’s really meaningless because unless you boil your brine there will almost no flavor picked up.

    Like1STFU0#177331
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    Oops. How’d I fuck that up? I feel like whunu.

    Like0STFU0#177334
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    I personally like to add habenero peppers to mine but thata because im fucking weird.

    Like1STFU0#177335
    Mucho User JamesTKirkZucker

    JamesTKirk

    That might be good within reason and maybe if you’re deep frying.

    Like0STFU0#177336
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Never deep fryed a turkey. Not my thing. How was texas?

    Like0STFU0#177337
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Color me impressed. Whatever that means. Sounds racist. Good one Oster, one funny comment and one clever within a 2 week period.

    Like0STFU0#177338
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Habenero's goes with anything... The salt and pepper of the south.

    Like1STFU0#177339
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Earth is going to end.

    Like1STFU0#177340
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Im starting to judge people on how they handle spicy foods.

    Like0STFU0#177341
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    You ever do the spicy chili beer thing? Even I think that one is good.

    Like0STFU0#177342
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Ive been hooked on the last dab hot sauces. XXX is a great flavor but Los calientes ia possibly the best hot sauce ive ever had.

    Like0STFU0#177344
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    i think its called a Michelada, the chick at the local mexican place sometimes makes them and give me one for free. I truly don't like beer but those are nice.

    Like0STFU0#177345
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Honestly that looks fucking gross. Worse than a Caesar.

    Like0STFU0#177346
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Youre american arnt you. Have you been trolling us the entire time?

    Like0STFU0#177347
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    My...my grandma is half Norwegian half Asian?

    Like0STFU0#177349