Elephant Crushes Indian With His Might

The elephant was later quoted saying: "I just don't like 'em, that's all"


Submitted on Oct 8, 2026Nature is Metal
Points: 14


  • Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    if only those big ol fuckers could be trained as a stinkdu squashing army.. could get those slumdog numbers down real quick

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    #182531
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    The problem is the tigers have to eat what they kill

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    🤔it's brazy how activity ebbs and flows. Just a few days ago, it felt so alive with the Chineses and Brits and now 2 whunukills in one night.

    On old MZ we had the advantage of the SCfags but would be lucky to get more than 1 signup every couple weeks. Now we're getting 10 a week but no guarantees that they stick.

    I keep coming back to the conclusion that it is a problem of scale. Like to get 100 users, you need 1 million eyeballs. But NSFW advertising is very tricky because no one touches it and those who do have rules against things like violence.

    I must brainstorm. Feel free to provide feedback or ideas if you have them.

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    #182543
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    About to take a shit in a fancy jap toilet with seatwarmers and anus aiming built in jet beam

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    #182545
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    🤔 Yes, yes that could be it

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    #182546
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I did just find out Google only indexed our main page so people only find the site by searching MuchoZucko... not ideal. Still plugging away at backlinks and such.

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    #182563
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    every time I see a new guy he is unregistered

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    #182634
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Finally a rank below Zucker. The Unregistered. Its like having a passed out chick in your bed, they can't even complain when you shit on them.

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    #182635
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Did you guys have a plague of Dubai Chocolate in your country? Ever hear the conspiracy theory behind it?

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    #182641
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    The green shit? Yes I bought one, one time, just to see. It's actually pretty good. I heard it was something about Pistachios?

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    #182648
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It is fairly good, they started pushing it everywhere, well all the euro/US franchises anyway.

    Supposedly its the OnlyFans whores that get paid by the sheiks to go entertain them (this part we know is true), and they like to do a pro gamer move, which is shitting on the girls. Now this move is called.... a Dubai Chocolate.

    So the theory is that they invented this new desert and pushed it everywhere because the sheiks didn't like that you could google Dubai Chocolate and that was the first thing that came up or something. Now its all replaced with cake and icecream pictures.

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    #182649
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I only mention this because I bought a stack of these and think about it every day when I take a sip

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    #182651
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Similar theory exists about Disney's Frozen.

    Except we know for a fact Walt's dead ass is cryogenicially preserved underneath the happiest place on Earth.

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    #182653
    Mucho User megaFAGGOTVet

    megaFAGGOT

    Also in 2012 googling "Freezing" with sage search on would show pages and pages of tits, but that's neither here nor there

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    #182654
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c182634

    >>c182635

    Yeah, again it's the "reddit problem", some people will sign up just to get rid of the annoying popup. Others use a fake email. Still others are boomers who are too dumb to check their spam folder. Many of them appear legitimate so it's a mix.

    5/10 will actually register, and of those, 1/10 will contribute, and of those, another 1/10 if we're lucky will become lifers.

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    #182782
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Somewhere in the code...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    It's like right here let me unzip it

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    #182790
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    **How do you know when a baby has gone bad? The dog stops playing with it.**

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    #182792
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Or just pass out and wake up tomorrow to a lovely surprise

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    #182793
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I made like 3 references to yak uploading the wrong versions yesterday and he still did it, like I knew he would

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    He's probably been hit with a stick for years and years, finally lost patience. The trainers don't even need a reason to do it, its so normal to them. Fucking slants man.

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    Fucking Exceptional!!!

    THIS is what I come here for! :D

    'Favorited', what ever that means. I wish there was an Award I could give ye, Barret.

    Ironed him out and folded him like a sheet! :D Fucking Brilliant! LOL!

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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    **What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in ten trash cans.**

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    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    sorry,kirk likes to flex but the fact he has tranny children is a laughable point

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    #182804
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Pooster you're chewing up all your good boy points from your job

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    #182809
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    **What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.**

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    #182813