ZMASH TV 2026 ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!

Good news Oster


Submitted on Oct 9, 2026Muchoers Gone Wild
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  • Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    Steam is going to be JELLY

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    It could be a minute but its happening

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    #182728
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I...

    the last games took about 2 weeks, I'm a lot more experienced now, but also more rusty and anal about things. And I'm about 0.01% finished.

    Approximate time to finish: Unknown.

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    #182731
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    If I wrote updates here, people would go insane in 24 hours. On the other hand, Bono would have more peace and quiet, and you might give me some good ideas. So, I shall instead, kill myself

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    #182732
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c182732

    what happened to the 2017/18 files? Nothing was wrong with the game. Why can't you just let us play that while you work on other shit.

    The only good idea I have is RELEASE IT. it was perfectly fine!

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    #182735
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Bono has everything, you just have to nag at him. Tell him to use the '24 version

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    #182736
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I have now written 1 line of code. Its 0.010001% finished.

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    #182737
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Nonsense aside, I swear it will be better in almost every conceivable way.

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    #182739
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c182737

    what are you writing in Java or C?

    or maybe something gay like Rust?

    .py is where it should be

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    #182740
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    I tell Bono what I want to code, then he tells Claude, then claude does it and bono sends it to me

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    #182742
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Beat my fireball drank bitch!

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    #182747
    Mucho User OsterZucker

    Oster

    >>c182751

    We get it, you want the gay ass F-zero racing game.

    I want Zsmash to throw piss back at you. NIGGER

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    #182753
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c182742

    This comment is amazing because Barret is trolling in at least 3 different ways

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    #182754
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I just got home Pooster, let me mix a Jose Cuervo thingy and I'll test some shit out

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    #182755
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    HALLOWEEN HAVOC WAS A WORK OF LOVE

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I'm 5'11 on a good day... a veritable giant among the cholos

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    #182764
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Trying to think of something to cheer foster up.

    Maybe The Repost Squad (Mucho Classic)

    or Barret Beats Up A Hooker

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  • Mucho User CUNTVet

    CUNT

    Somebody explain to me what the fucks going on.

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Wow, I notice he even put an S over the Z in Zucko. Post-drunk Barret truly is a being of pure hatred

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  • Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I am deploying some games-related updates right now. Scaffolding for the future. Comments and shit may act weird for the next 5 minutes. Then gonna try to find some old game code.

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    #182776
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Rejoice THJ and Pooster, new global high scores will now appear on the main feed. This will count for everything, including reuploads like Halloween Havoc and ZMash

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    #182777
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I may even make trucker hats for high scores that stand the test of time

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    #182778
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Yeah you'd probably never win one anyway

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    #182780
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    >>c182787

    There is no chat right now. We need to get up to speed then introduce it as a reward for those who bypass the retard filter

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Don't usually do this but...

    Bosses. Yay or nay?

    Any ideas for them?

    I'm about 65% done and open to ideas (no TruckStopWhore, not that).

    Its a Barret game so its still going to suck, but its for sure a lot lot better then the first one.

    Gameplay is smoother, lots of stages, units, upgrades.

    Now I'm just wondering if bosses are actually liked or not. I like them!

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    #183472
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    That's exactly my thinking as well.

    It feels good easily slicing apart a boss that you struggled with 10 levels ago.

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    #183479
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    Shocked you would consider not having bosses.

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    #183489
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Well, I recognize there's a disconnect between what I like, and other people. If people said they hated the Zmash 1 bosses id do away with them

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    #183490
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Here's what I think is my plan:

    Story Mode - you play through the game as normal, with continues, so you don't have to restart from level 1 every time you die and lose an hour of progress. There are multiple arenas with different themes/enemies. You play 5 levels, kill a boss, then move on to the next arena. At least 6 arenas, so 30 levels total. After level 30 when you defeat the big boss, endless mode starts and anything from any arena can spawn, madness.

    Time Attack/Challenge Mode: This mode is where the high score comes from, no more chilling around. Enemies spawn faster the faster you kill them, until you die and there's no continues. Maybe the high score is the time it takes to kill everything. In that case, maybe death means just loosing time and you can continue. You can pause to buy upgrades at any time without loosing time.

    Does this seem like a better solution then the old one?

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    #183491
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Other changes:

    - You get a sec of invulnerability when you take a hit, so you can't suddenly get instakilled by 1 wrong move. We won't need health upgrades for that reason, right?

    - Id like for the game to be able so save your progress so you can come back later. Great if you accidentally close the game window or there's a bug or something. Speaking of saving progress

    - Rare permanent upgrades that stays for future plays, not applicable for time attack though. Such as character unlocks, achievements that give small bonuses, stuff like that. I already know how to do this but not sure how compatible with Bono's Game World it will be. Like lets say you get an achievement for beating level 15 without buying any extra projectile upgrades, now you get a perma achievement that gives you +1 damage forever. Maybe farming the achievements is the prime way to get far into endless mode.

    - Endless mode always being available after beating the game. You can always start at level 31 with some cash, you shouldn't have to beat the entire game every time. Maybe endless mode kills and time attack time can be 2 separate high scores. Bono will ban me from the list.

    - I coded the game from scratch with expansion in mind, so it should be easy to add in new stuff without any fuss, like when they add a new block in minecraft, it just automatically fits into the game. Less graphical glitches.

    - HTM5 compatibility will be better this time, now that I know ahead of time that it sucks, hopefully the game will work better, less lag.

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    #183493
    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    This spam is why Bono hides at work all day by the way.

    Ah, now that I wrote all that down, I feel more clear in what I have to do, Thanks Barret.

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    #183494
    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    I hide at work because my government doesn't pay me to fuck whores

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