The Yorkshire Tiger Mauling

Yorkshire man wanders into the tiger section of the zoo and gets mauled. Possibly a level 3 autistic man that doesn't understand he's in danger. Either way, the tiger is fine and will not be harmed.

Submitted on Oct 12, 2026Nature is Metal

Points: 11

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Vet
Barret
Tiger. Kills a man, pardoned.
Gorilla. Exists. Gets shot.
Is this anti-gorilla racism?
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#183169last week
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CUNT
Fuck gotillas. I'm team tiger.
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#183175last week
Vet
Bono
Power move
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#183179last week
Vet
Barret
He said. "Ban me pussy"
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#183181last week
Vet
JamesTKirk
>>c183181
“fuk yu”
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#183294last week
Noob
whunu
>>c183294
Well that's a glitch
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#1832957 days ago
Vet
Bono
The way this guys' arms are moving, he was special needs huh?
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#183180last week
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megaFAGGOT
I hate to UNIRONICALLY revive this subgenre of comment but
Good.
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#183185last week
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truckerhatjones the Golden
>>c183185
show me one "good" that was ever actually good
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#1834225 days ago
Vet
Barret
Update on the tiger situation
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#183193last week
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
Me after a succulent Chinese meal
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#183199last week
Zucker
DrGiggles
at least people in Doncaster have steadycams
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#183206last week
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
Doncaster sounds like heaven
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#183207last week
Zucker
DrGiggles
its a Labour run shithole.
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#183210last week
Vet
BILLYMAYSHERE
>>c183210
so just like the rest of fag island
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#183212last week
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truckerhatjones the Golden
You love laboring in shit holes ..was that low hanging?
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#183213last week
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
you know what's not low hanging, your surprisingly firm buttocks
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#183215last week
Zucker
DrGiggles
i workout
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#183223last week
Vet
truckerhatjones the Golden
what's your routine
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#183225last week
Zucker
DrGiggles
lots of clenching
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#183233last week
Vet
Barret
HEY MA
MAAAAAAAA
THERE'S A STRAY CAT OUTSIIIIDE
ITS FUCKING SCARY
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#183220last week
Zucker
DrGiggles
Life Of Pi Doncaster Edition
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#183240last week
Zucker
DrGiggles
the dude wasnt autistic.. he was a schizophrenic with mental health issues
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#1834365 days ago