The Great Door of Dookiebad

How many darjeets does it take to lift a massive sliding door...

that's a trick question


Submitted on Oct 14, 2026Funny
Points: 12


  • Mucho User truckerhatjonesVet

    truckerhatjonesthe Golden

    I read somewhere that the average Indian man is about as strong as a white woman and I choose to believe it..

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    Mucho User BILLYMAYSHEREVet

    BILLYMAYSHERE

    >>c183279

    unless and until you see proof to the contrary, I dont see you as having too much of a choice but to believe it.. i bet there are a lot of honky ladies that could easily take on a slumdog

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    Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Yeah white women are brutes. This is why they have no excuse for getting raped.

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    Mucho User BonoVet

    Bono

    My sister got some linebacker shoulders...

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  • Mucho User BarretVet

    Barret

    Woah.

    Its like a real life Mario Stomper

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  • Mucho User DrGigglesZucker

    DrGiggles

    Theres 1.4B of them and they still couldnt lift that gate

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  • Mucho User DogsZucker

    Dogs

    Thanks, Bill! :D

    Moment I read " darjeets ", I knew we were onto a winner! Watching that gate edge toward its release was Delicious!

    Bono; " Darjeets " / " India " category, surely?! (Pretty please?) I'd flock to it! LOL!

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