4YearsLater’s Comments

Everything James Patterson has ever written,. Has been a reference..

Jane Austen's Sense and sensibility was a masked reference..

Yes, history is pockmarked with obscure references to this more believable account..

Yassar Arafat was heard on occasion quietly referring to his ass worms as his "Silent but deadly army of the devout.."

They eventually wandered into what is now modern day Palestine and flourished..

The worms, whose interpretation of Phil's cock's visits was of a god bestowing a bounty of nutritional vomit for their ever growing masses were dismayed at their ignorant worship of a false god when they were expelled from Mary's dying mouth and forced to wander the desert in search of a new anal home..

It all came to a head on night, during a show, Jesus was arrested for embezzlement and while this was happening, Phil, whose love of Mary's ass worms Superceded his better judgement buried himself into Mary's infested ass to the hilt tearing through her colon into her stomach killing her whilst choking on blood, worms and Phil's ball draining orgasm..

No, length of incarceration and subsequent absence..

At this point it was also becoming apparent that Mary, due to an infestation of intestinal worms would not be able to continue with the show much longer much to the dismay of Phil who described the feeling of the worms in Mary's ass as "A slitherous massage of joy that increases upon depth.."

Things were going fine until one day Judas noticed that Jesus's proctologist fees were being paid directly from the petty cash fund and not from his weekly pay..

Yes, it was Phillip Morrass, you may remember that in 1972 it was sought to have him cannonized but met great opposition from the Catholic Church..

Jesus met Judas one night after a show when he was relieving himself at an open sewer, while licking Jesus's ass clean Judas proposed some ideas to better manage the trio's finances. So, after introductions the trio agreed to take on Judas as a financial adviser..

So, one day not knowing how they were going to go about the task of finding a proper partner they observed Mary Magdelene in the market anally shoplifting coconuts and papaya, after a brief conversation and some fruit salad the partnership was formed..

Three shows a night..(sorry) ,. As the demand for the show became greater each week, and Jesus's uncontrollable dysentery , coupled with with his now uncloseable sphincter became worse they decided to take on a partner so Jesus could resign to a managerial position..

By then, the young Jesus and Phil were becoming the highlight of Bethlehem nightlife putting on up to three show a night..

No one really know too much about what happened to Mary and Joseph after that, Some say as punishment Mary was forced to retain the dead monkey in her womb during her incarceration and then Joseph was forced to eat the dead monkey (his name was Timmy btw) before they both could be released..

Joseph and Mary got arrested some time later when they tried to pull the same act in a different village and got found out they were using a dead monkey as a baby..

Jesus and Phil became inseparable after that..

Joseph had the idea that he could charge a fee for people to see his wife get fucked by a donkey and give birth at the same time..

It all started in that stable behind the inn..

Donkey's name was Phil..

Jesus was a porn star, he did a donkey show with Mary magdelene. Judas betrayed him when he found out he was skimming profits..

I see you have a clip from the Mucho goes camping vid in there.. I enjoy my immortality in that respect..

It's been done..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvkPn2MHX74

Way off, although funny..