Barret’s Comments
Yeah that's how he ended up with the same poop from the jrob penis game.
You use that time to contemplate the error of your ways, and learning the turns. Don't let emotions cloud you, emotions do not exist, just drive. Drive....
The speedforce shall set you free and the next lap shall be perfect.
Example of music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
Zuckers hate Him, Women love him.
Find out how The Barret dominated the scoreboard with this handy guide.
Step 1. Make the game window as big as possible, F11 on Firefoox and zoom in.
Step 2. Turn off the music.
Step.3 Turn on good music.
Step 4. Close your eyes.
Step 5. Become one with the game, and music.
Step 6. You can never beat the time on round 1, you need to finish one lap so you can start with maximum speed when you cross the finish line.
Step 7 : Watch out for FattyMcFattesen(Fatbastard and Woody), try to take the inner turns when possible
Step 8. Drive.
Step 9. Don't stop driving until you are number 1 faggot.
Step 10 : Be awesome like The Barret. But not awesomer.
https://i.imgur.com/S93101o.jpg
Vet Barret
"Barret confirmed for deserving to win."
just now
I still made 2 mistakes on all of my best runs, so its possible to beat :)
Barret confirmed for deserving to win.
Bono should make it a top 100 list so shitless can have a chance at the list.
And now you are merely a 6, to be fair.
Haha.
Giggles everyone!
That's our giggles!
*Audience laughs and proceeds to ignore him*
At my best time, 1.55, i crashed 2 times, so yes its possible.
Being sauced a bit helps, good idea.
WAY TO ENCOURAGE USERS TO COMPETE
Like you could help yourself from doing it again.
What's that MF? I couldn't hear you over being #1.
Fucking piece of shit green faggothatfaggotfaggotfaggothat truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know why he's called FatBastard.
Had a near PERFECT run. Got slightly close to the edge of the road, didn't touch the edge, and there he comes. Mothafuckin' FAT BASTARD!!
* Barret raises fist
That's what a number 4 and no number WOULD say.
The main reason i only did a few laps was because i didn't want to waste all the effort when the high scores get wiped. And of course I wanna have to work my way up like everyone else...
Gotta go brush my teeth now, maybe take a shower. I feel the conditions have to be perfect if I'm going to beat this.
No boombox then.
* Barret rolls up sleves
I also like the theme to Master Chef.
I guess it would be cheating if i competed in that part...
Yeah always try to see which way its turning and get to the inner side.