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Barret’s Comments

Come here instead. No gambling, but I'll buy you exactly 1 beer instead.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

This is some pole cruelty, someone please call the pole-police 8(

on Pole Dancer · 7 years ago

Ok the spasms at 1:08 combined with the music did make me lol

on Happy Days · 7 years ago

Hahaha, Low sodium.

The future dietary insults of Mucho.

DarkHorseEmpire's comments are gay and full of karbohydrates.

replied on The Don Doing A Photo Op · 7 years ago

Aren't you like...upvoting? :(

replied on Just A Guy And A Polar Bear Hanging Out · 7 years ago

That's why you guys are paying, not me!

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

I'm sure he will eventually, we just have to be kind and show him we love him so he stops being money-shy.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Yeah women are vile predators that prey on our kids

replied on those little bastards · 7 years ago

*implement

* Barret punky-caughs

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Despite being a giant onesie faggot, and infamously trolling the old Sucko site, causing infinite amounts of butthurt that still burns to this day, Bono actually doesn't want to ask you guys for donations to run the site.

He even already coded a system for you guys to be able to buy a pro rank for a small donation so you can support the site, but doesn't wanna impelemt it because he doesn't have much spare time to sit around and give instant tech support if something should go wrong, so he just keeps paying the bill, month after month....

He's a saint really.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Not a reply fail.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Maybe we could start a kind of fund account where Giggles gets muted for 1 day for every 5 bucks someone puts in. Sounds like a nice but fair way to fund the site.

Did you guys know that so far Bono just pays for the whole thing out of his own pocket for nothing in return other then seeing you faggots in his life? Bummer.

Is it because Giggles is gay?

It is isn't it...

on Giggles' Dream · 7 years ago

So who would win in a fight? 120v car battery from giggles garage vs. 1 piece of hungry man eating polar bear?

fucking lol foster.

lol

*boom*

"That explosion wasn't very impressive at al*

*BOOM*

"AWW SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee"

Agreed

replied on King of Emo Rap since 2006 · 7 years ago

I guess he really is the king of emo rap, can't think of any competition.

on King of Emo Rap since 2006 · 7 years ago

Better luck next time :(

replied on Just A Guy And A Polar Bear Hanging Out · 7 years ago

My polar bears would shit down puny Plantshit's bear's throats, and they would like it.

replied on Just A Guy And A Polar Bear Hanging Out · 7 years ago

Fun/gay facts:

- I used to live on Spitsbergen/Svalbard/Longyearbyen, an island halfway from Norway to the North Pole. Only one small village there, and a lot of snow.

- That's where polar bears like to hang out.

- Sometimes they would wander into town, and people went into hiding. Places like the kindergarden has tall fences to keep them out.

- You were allowed to walk around with rifles in town.

- In fact you were required to bring a rifle if you were going outside the tiny town's border.

- When you went to the grocery store, you could casually leave your gun at the entrance and pick it up again when leaving.

- I didn't realize how weird these things were until I grew up and noticed the difference from the rest of the country. I never see guns anywhere.

- Sometimes the bears would eat people. When they were getting a bit too peckish...

- One guy emptied the entire clip of his gun in and around a bears face. It only made the bear angry and it ate his friend.

- Don't fuck around with polar bears.

- Polar bears are cute as fuck.

Good.

replied on The Don Doing A Photo Op · 7 years ago

So intolerant.

replied on The Real Reason Barret Likes Ladyboys · 7 years ago

I can't, sorry just can't.

on Someone here likes this · 7 years ago

Hank was the reason MF was afraid to sign up on MS. Thought he was safe here.

replied on Hot or not? · 7 years ago