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That can't be real. Seriously.
Fuck you whunu!!!!
Otherwise, my sentence would have read like: "I was thinking about that guy too, hope he makes a comeback, you massive cuddlecat corpse fucker".
Loyalties here swiftly changes.
Now that you are here i can safely reply.
That gay guy beat me to mentioning sexlord and i didn't want to be seen replying to him.
Bono wanna get in chat when you have the chance? Quit being so anti-social.
If by bad you mean, not wanting to get in legal trouble, then yes.
Its likely that we have a couple of butthurt fags that observe the site and report shit if they have the chance.
Legally its still bad I guess. Like if he was fucking that dead baby it would still be prison time worthy, even though its dead.
At least he's not using any scuba dive protection gear like a pussy.
Who said that the 80s were dead...
For Makodragon, I'm writing down my walkabout spirit journey from the other day.
I had been drinking all day, it was 4 in the morning and most of Walking Street, the biggest most famous whorestreet of the world, was closing down. Only the most hardcore clubs remained. I had been drinking all day, and was ready to go home for sleep hours ago.
I had been sitting by myself on the side of the road for a couple of hours already, observing the hookers at work, the chinese tourists looking bewildered, and now, the leftover girls were heading home. Some drunk, some disappointed they didn't hook a victim for the night.
One particular girl is crying out loud while walking, her face pointed upwards to the sky, Whaaaaaaaaaaa. How does she not get hurt doing this? Have seen her do this before, I believe it is her sthick. No one cares.
A couple of gruesome and overweight ladyboys gives me the bedroom eyes, only the latest of many that night. I carefully give them the nah-thanks-i'm-good eyes in return, luckily they go away without any trouble.
I get it into my head that it would be a wonderful idea to drunkenly walk up the entire beach road, the main road of Pattaya. It can't be that far? I'm fat and need the exercise anyway.
I shamble out of walking street and hit the beach, it felt oddly empty and dark compared to the rest of the city. At daytime you can't walk 20 meters without someone trying to sell you something, this will be a delight.
Rats scurry across the sand, happy to have the beach all to themselves, feeding on the leftovers of todays tourism. Even when I can't see them, I can hear them squeaking in joy.
A father is taking his kids to go swim in the sewer infested water, that even most noob tourists know to avoid swimming in. Some sole Thai's are fishing, and digging for shellfish.
Sporadic hookers along the beach try to stop me, hey handsome man? Long hair. Want some boom boom? I LOVE YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I like your long haaaaaair. With one exception, hey are all gross, old, fat, these are the girls that are too ugly, crazy or diseased to get a job in a regular bar. The non-gross one is probably the biggest nutjob. I move on.
Now and then I see some Thai people passed out, a couple seemed to have randomly fallen asleep while leaning to a wall. One in a close street is sleeping while standing inside a phone booth, how is this even possible? Some have brought blankets and are sleeping on the benches, or on the pedestals under the statues, all hail the king and his war horse! It kinda looked like a retarded pony. I chuckle to myself like a faggot, knowing that I could get arrested if I said this out loud.
A couple of guys try to sell me some weed and coke. The weed is tempting, but its probably just wrapped up cigarette paper, like the last time I gambled on it.
One kinda decent looking girl is sitting on the sidewalk, drinking, her 5 year old looking son is sitting next to her, looking bored. "Want some boom boom?". Jesus fuck, no thanks, I'm still good... Was she going to bring the kid along or leave him on the sidewalk? Don't really want to know.
The only place that looked open apart from the 7/11s was the empty 24 hour Burger King. 350 baht for a burger? That's even more expensive then back home? I could buy 2 steaks for 60 baht at the supermarket.
Suddenly, a gaggle of actually hot hookers appear, hm, I must be nearing Soi 6, the other famous but more filthy sex street of Pattaya, oh, yeah all ladyboys, of course.
It took about an hour, but I'm starting to hit the end of the beach, someone converted what looks like an old cruise boat into a hotel, neat. I'm sobering up.
A few workers in orange punky vests is brushing the road, what a job, its huge. Some people are actually raking the sand on the beach, they must wanna make it look nice for the tourists tomorrow. These guys live of renting out plastic chairs, selling coconut drinks, and running across the road to order food for the tourists. It seems that some of them live right there on the beach, staying at night to make sure no one steals the chairs I guess. At least it saves on rent. What a life.
This country is so fucked up. I <3 Thailand.
He knew i was deleting it and just stole it from me! I'm the one that deserves the praise!
Yeah just look at fallout, the people are crazy.
Surely both.
His head shaped for maximum vag pain
Give me 10 minutes and ill write it down.
Hey Boner, since you're already here... you might as well upvote my shit. :))))))
Ahahahaha
inb4 SC quits over too strict rules.
Hmmmm.
ScarletCrusader....SC...StrayCrayons....
It gave me a small twitch
beans0nhead
Lets just....not post anything that can get the site in legal trouble, like bestiality. Other then that, feel free to be as gross and disgusting as you can humanly be.
lol I remember the Bono era of 4chan as well
Squidley relative for sure.