Barret’s Comments
Hahahaha!!
lolwat?
Net has been shit since we lost power a few days ago. Guess they did a shit job of resetting the main router or something. Whatever fancy words you nerds use.
They probably didn't look over anything at all.
I lost so many of my wise and fascinating comments :(
Check my last deleted comment, if possible. It caused...stuff.
Sure but do it anyway
Aye post a selfie then fries
The real way to settle if Englishmen are badass, is to research and find out if they gave him a promotion or fired him.
That's kind of like...if a mother drops her baby fluke into the sewer, because she got tired of the crying. Its not like the baby beat her in a war.
Set to the tune of She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy :
Plowing these girls in the hot Thailand sun
Over by the bar, yonder here she comes
With a basket full of samsung
And a big cold jug of mai thai
I make a little room and she climbs on up
I open up the throttle and stir a little babyoil
Look at her face, she ain't a foolin' me
She thinks my pole is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm jerking' along
She likes the way it's pulling
While it's tillin' up dat ass
She's even kinda crazy bout my falang tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my pole is sexy
We ride back and forth till we run out of lube
Take it to the vag, put it up for the night
Climb up in the mouth, sit and talk with the radio on
She says she's got a dream and I ask what it is
She wants a little green card and a yard full of kids
And one more teeny weenie ride before I take her home
She thinks my pole is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm banging' along
She likes the way it's pushing
While it's tillin' up the landn
She's even kinda crazy bout my falang tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my pole is sexy
She ain't into indians or merican men
But if it runs like a deer, man her eyes light up
She thinks my pole is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pulling
While it's tillin' up the vag
She's even kinda crazy bout my farmers tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my pole is sexy
She's the kind of girl that would bring her parents to a porn shoot, classy gal.
Fuck, even woody can do it.
Ok give up on the embeds for now.
I do see your point, it sucks not being able to tell the most discussed, but its worth the sacrifice.
Can't see the connection here. I do see the pervspy.
Hahaha, I can't imagine who would do that on this site... I certainly would never stoop that low.
THJ's favorite song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
Amazingly cringey yet kinda cool at the same time.
Rednecks...
I just noticed that we can't click most discussed to see the most discussed posts of all time.
BOOOONOOOOOOOOOO.
Apparently you can get drunk for free if you just challenge the entire bar to play Connect-4 and then beat everyone.
Flawless victory.
I recovered after going out and getting half drunk on thai whiskey.
No.
If you can't afford thai hookers to do it.