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Barret’s Comments

If i get 5 likes before 5 stfu's, ill tell the closest story possible.

1 giggles stfu counts as 3.

Partially for attention, partially to see if people are sick of my "stories".

on Surprise! · 7 years ago

Giving you a like in good faith you are on my side

replied on Ladyboy Attack · 7 years ago

So cringe

replied on Ladyboy Attack · 7 years ago

He better not be from Finland.

He will also tell you that yes, simply walking down the street without giving someone money is enough to enrage them.

replied on Ladyboy Attack · 7 years ago

Me when i'm walking home alone at 5am and some hookers won't leave me alone.

on Scooterfags vs Bikequeers · 7 years ago

It never sticks.

Another reason Willie didn't get unbanned yet is probably Bono learning that (Ron Perlman voice) faggots...faggots never change. No matter how many chances they get, they will always come back and carry on being faggots.

Willie is getting unbanned, I think when Boner gets home to main base. My prediction is that If he comes back he's going to carry on crying about me and MD, i'll get bored eventually and ban him again.

replied on Women as nature intended... · 7 years ago

Edgy fem-boi has a point, vags are pretty gross.

replied on Top Twat · 7 years ago

That comment is dumb on so many levels.

replied on The In-N-Out Burger · 7 years ago

You're right. More then 1 2 second blowjob would be nice.

replied on The In-N-Out Burger · 7 years ago

So Rooster likes guys cumming on eachothers dicks.

on Just some tit fucking · 7 years ago

Unban me? Yeah..

replied on Women as nature intended... · 7 years ago

Id let you wax my balls.

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

Interesting...

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

Which may or may not backfire on me, you know how these custody cases go.

replied on Women as nature intended... · 7 years ago

We have shared custody. I get Willie on weekends.

I'll ask Boner to unban me until he overly annoys me again.

replied on Women as nature intended... · 7 years ago

its just neglect

replied on Women as nature intended... · 7 years ago

That moment when you go out on a date, she takes one look at you and runs away (no not literally running giggles). Fucks sake i sent her pictures! She looked like was on drugs.

on Ladyboy Attack · 7 years ago

cheesy muchokill

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

Just realized that Rooster has been spelling it UUDOODY all this time.

Not sure if inside joke or old age.

on UUDOODY'S Favorite Tree · 7 years ago

nmzk

replied on A little off the top · 7 years ago

I'm only eating meat from today.

replied on Take a knee · 7 years ago

That sounds like a recipe for a plague or zombie outbreak, but what do I know about farming? Not much.

replied on Take a knee · 7 years ago

Sad downvote for no graphic rape.

on Arthur And The Gimp Suit · 7 years ago

Isn't this from the ending of Day of The Dead?

on A little off the top · 7 years ago