Barret’s Comments
Sealbasher, bet you couldn't redo this with jaegermaister
>>c179745 lol Grok can you summarize this news story but do it in an indian accent?
Thought for 6s
Arre yaar, listen carefully na... In Thailand, at this big safari park called Safari World in Bangkok, one poor zookeeper fellow got mauled to death by lions. The man was a regular staff who used to feed the lions every day. He stepped out of the car in the open area, stood there with his back turned for two-three minutes, and then six-seven lions came and attacked him from behind. He didn't even scream, according to one visitor who saw the whole thing. The poor chap had been working there for more than 30 years and everyone said he was a very kind man. The park management is saying they will investigate properly and make safety rules stricter, because people are not supposed to get out of the vehicle in the wild animal zone. Some animal rights groups are also saying these lions should be moved to a proper sanctuary. Very sad incident, no? Even animals raised by humans can suddenly become dangerous like that.
>>c179743
Yeah. Zookeeper worked there in Bangkok Zoo for 30 years. Decided that it was completely safe for him to just stand there in their area casually. As if he was drinking fireball, the only whiskey that's drinkable.
Cat walks up to him and quietly grabs him, starts to eat him. Guy didn't even scream.
>>c179738
Bug people
This might actually be thais. We're both going to jail now.
10/10 sound effects.
Team poop has really made a strong effort this season.
>>c179735
It seems like a winning strategy since its not against the rules. Should do it every time.
>>c179732
God I hope so.
Me and Trucker also made fun of how he only chose black guys for his videos. Implying that black men is the worst thing he could think of that rivaled being pooped in the eye. He probably didn't like that.
>>c179721
I couldn't tel which one of our comments upset him, I can't take full credit
>>c179725
Please narrow it down a little
https://media.muchozucko.com/full/2026/09/fc66be1a-4f05-484a-ab4c-dc5a25dc46aa.jpg
When I see this, I get the same sensation in my body that I get from watching people cut their balls up. Extremely mucho worthy but I have to skip through it.
>>c179715
Funny you should mention him right now
>>c179710
Its really all we can ask for with those hands
>>c179704
good job billy
NIGGER WHAT IS THIS 911 MOCKERY DOING ON MY EYES!?
>>c179698
I don't even drink much :(
The moment I read that I was the real iron liver I was filled with regret.
Don't want his title, don't want to take away his one life accomplishment, don't want to be a worse Fatmofhat.
>>c179687
You got this
>>c179683
At least you're having fun. Which is more then most of us can say
Blast from the past is a good thing because there's lots of good posts like this that I already voted on, but don't remember anymore.
Geez browsing old Mucho like this would be gold now. Id remember nothing.
One is like a runny diarrhea that splatters all over the bowl when you go shit, so you can't just flush it, you have to manually clean it off with the toilet brush. The other one is like a smelly fart that lets itself out without warning, even when outside among people, it smells so bad you just have to pray no one realized it came from you.
>>c179655
I like that it changes fast and has a timer
>>c179749
Yeah you know what asian food is like...