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Finally a good Fatmofaggot sub.
You better not comment or like anything.
Hmm. If you had to spend a weekend at a cabin in the woods, and the cabin was filled with either
A : A bunch of random gay guys.
B : A bunch of butch lesbians.
C : Giggles, Oster and Fatmofat.
Which cabin would you spend the weekend at?
Its involuntary gayness.
Still gay.
Culture TIME....week?
I forgot this was supposed to be puke week.
oh well maybe next year.
Was feeling a little lazy today, so decided to order takeaway. I invited this "lady" I was talking to online to come visit, which she was into, and was on her way instantly.
2 hours later...
She arrived. I completely forgot the rule I set for myself, to ask for a fresh picture showing body before letting anything visit. Of course she looked nothing like the picture. The big nice tits were not even silicone, but some fake bra crap with hella-stuffing.
But she was here, and I don't like letting a meal go to waste, she looked alright, "I can do this" I said to myself. She undressed, revealing her inverted pepperoni tits.
"Naturale."
Yeah thanks... what else would it be.
Now I never got the joke on Always Sunny In Philadelphia, with the chick with the dead tooth that smells, like how bad can a tooth smell? I was soon to find out.
Not only was one of her teeth dead, it looked like her entire mouth was dead, her gums were a dark blue, almost black color. How is this even possible? I thought to myself.
"You don't look much like your pictures" I said. "Yeah falang say I look better in real life". Wtf, am I being pranked right now?
I started to notice the smell at this point. Oh god did I start to notice. I grabbed my small pack of fisherman's friends breathmints by my bed and ate one. "You want one? I think good for you" I SUBTLY suggested.
The fell was so foul that I starting feeling noxious. I went to the bathroom to take a quick piss and get a whiff of fresh toilet air. When I came back to my room, the smell had actually filled the entire room (36m2 big bedroom/kitchen/living room in one), holy fuck.
So I did the only thing a real man of good taste would do. Gave her a quick lesson in dental hygiene, then powered through the stench and quickly fucked her twice in the butthole (the second time hard with no extra lube), gave her some taxi money and sent her on her way early.
She showed me some pictures of her Finnish boyfriend in between fucks, I hope they are happy together.
@Bono
I was hoping it was CaineKane1
In this case I had to change .mp4 to .gif
I dunno how the phone faggots can live with themselves. Anyway, just link directly to the image, not the page with the image.
giggles scooter is so weak it only has 4 hit points left
* Barret gets to the 1 minute mark
Oh.
Thought the 2 "ladies" at the start was going to fight, and now I long to see some MA'AM wrestling.
shut up
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lol her face of disappointment at the end
Even more gross then the dog eating dick vid.
Yup, that's pretty fucked.
@MF, he's a 14 year old time travelling from 10 years ago.
So he thought the phone was a snack and wanted it for himself, cool elephant.
Unless its woody and he just self repost-upvotes.
Good one mr catnip
@Flash, then the whale would be a sassy black female.
This feels like the beginning plot of some kind of pixar movie, where we get invaded by whales, and the only way to stop them is to work together with our own superwhale. He dies at the end but not before revealing a son to star in the sequel.
This Norwegian whalefag voluntarily lives at those docks, and the locals have named him Hvaldimir (Whaledemort or Whaledemir Putin if you will).
8(
The theory is that he was owned and trained by the Russian Navy or something, as he showed up one day with a collar marked St.Petersburg, and already knew how to perform some tricks. Its possible the Russian Navy already has an army of highly dangerous trained whales armed with missiles, ready to take us out at a moments notice. No one would suspect it was whales.
This is why I hide overseas.
Fake I'm not that tan.
Perspective.....