Barret’s Comments
As suspected, after waiting 24 hours without a bathroom so the "cement" could dry, I slightly touched the toilet and it was still loose on the floor. They have to "fix" it 3 times so they can get paid 3 times. Thai people really are fucking mongs.
Joke is on them, I don't give a shit anymore, not paying for that again, I don't care if the toilet breaks or falls over, not my "pwobwem".
Used the swimming pool shower yesterday, oddly enough the pool closes at 18:30, but they lock the showers (with my stuff inside) at 17:00. Fucking Thailand.
I'm gonna go out and fuck some bitch extra hard tonight.
Rank amateurs. Surely they could have fit another 20 brown people on top of that roof.
Don't scare me like that.
Update, toilet was lifted away and cement was put around the "the hole". Not sure what I was expecting, a tube or pipe or something. While the cement is drying I'm going 1 day without a bathroom. Challenging.
Went downstairs to do some laundry and I'm already covered in sweat, and I need to take a poopoo.
This will probably happen 3 times before its actually fixed, as is the norm.
Yes. I'm in Thailand. The word properly hasn't been invented yet.
REPOST FAGGOT
Its not impossible.
Well this is just bo-
* Barret sees some anus licking
Upvote.
The smell from that loose toilet man. Gives me PTSD flashbacks to that cheap smelly room from last year.
The russian guy that owns the room is good though, fixes most things in a day, took the broken toilet like a sport.
No Money, No Honey.
and no I haven't washed my hands. The worst part of all.
So I moved into this new condo, which despite being much older and cheaper then my previous one, is bigger and has nicer furniture, and is closer to the beach, which I like.
However! Bad shit keeps happening to me. Like I keep electrocuting myself while cooking in the kitchen which is outside, Thai style. The floor is always wet due to the AC outlet dripping, and when I touch the stove I get a jolt. lelz.
Apparently its leaking water downstairs as well, from inside the concrete, so now I have stay in the room while they try to repair it. The Russian downstairs believe that water from the AC eroding the concrete will make the entire building fall down.
Worse still.... I just went to the bathroom. I was leaning slightly sideways to wipe my asshole, and the fucking toilet bloody started tipping over. Managed to balance it back before it was too late but fuck me the entire thing came loose and water started spilling out on the floor.
So now I had to turn off the water supply and I'm just sitting here waiting for the landlord to maybe show up....
TL:DR - I BROKE THE FUCKING TOILET.
Full disclosure, it was my first thought.
I'm impressed you guys lasted 6 hours before the Barret joke.
How many of these coming soon games did we actually get?
Judging from these convos, Halo is gay as fuck, I'm happy I never played any of them.
Giggles is not far off.
Shit comes out?
FAP RUINED
This is what it sounded like yesterday when I was trying to have a relaxing sexy massage, and some indian/middle eastern/brown guys walked in and started peeking behind the curtains.
Nice sunglasses boner
lol at the latest TR
I'm so happy right now.
Hmmm