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Barret’s Comments

di die?

on Honduh · 7 years ago

I miss John Woo movies.

on Honduh · 7 years ago

False alarm, turns out it was just a regular crazy cat lady.

On the other hand, I'm genuinely worried that I've been banging a literally retarded person.

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

and a happy niggerday

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

Happy MEGAfaggot day everyone.

I shall celebrate this occasion by only sucking off 50 ladyboi cocks today.

lol barret ladybois.

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

Tiger, dozens by email.

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

No not wrong really.

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

Why does this guy keep talking about face pictures and what people look like?

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

Amazing music video.

on Is The Taxi On Its Way? · 7 years ago

+1 gravity respect.

replied on The big "oh shit". · 7 years ago

Looking for his phone again.

replied on Nude beaches=big creepy factor · 7 years ago

Me too.

replied on Ebony Boobs for Days · 7 years ago

Title and description : Only for Senile boomers.

on Billie Sue loved Charlene · 7 years ago

Hah ladibois

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

We get it, you're worried the other muchoers hiding here behind alts will see you're here, after everyone swore they wouldn't come here. Makes sense.

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

Most boring user ever.

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

At about 8:09 i couldn't even understand what he was saying anymore. Its just....sounds.

Bri...british sounds.

replied on The Lottery |Liar. · 7 years ago

On the other hand, it is reasonable for sex offenders to stay under the radar.

Especially if its Captain ranked sex offenders.

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

Its often hard to tell if something is supposed to be comedy, or if its just British.

Much like Giggles himself.

on The Lottery |Liar. · 7 years ago

Nightwolf and Smoke all the way.

replied on Team Nigger +1 · 7 years ago

Would be THRILLED to see my dear friend cryax again. Other then that this thread was gay. Mortal Kombat Trilogy was the last good Mortal Kombat.

MK 2011 had a fun story mode though.

replied on Team Nigger +1 · 7 years ago

Doesn't matter who burnout is, you already know he's a gay coward like Dykche.

He does help break the welfare system so he does have redeemable qualities.

replied on Oster Joins CREAMEATER · 7 years ago

BroSOG, you ever actually met any Indian people?

That's what you get for haggling over the goat's hourly rate.

Once in a while, you might stumble over certain bars. There will be a dark corner somewhere, maybe hidden behind the fridge and a hundred boxes of empty bottles. Mostly soda water for some reason.

The darkness will be too strong for any kind of light to enter, like a dark hole. If you throw a rock in there, it simply bounces back at you.

In the outer edges of the darkness, you can glimpse the faint shape of something, something massive, a monster, a hulking blob of grease and fat, a she-beast.

The she-beast is eating something, always eating. If you listen closely between the broken speakered Thai music, you can hear the pain of a thousand souls being slowly digested. Now I know where those soi dogs went.

It wears gigantic shirts that doubles as a skirt. They have some "funny" slogans or puns on it, no one actually knows what they mean, Woody would surely appreciate them.

Unlike its slimmer counterparts, the colossus doesn't speak a word of English. Once in a while, the creature will make some sounds, it doesn't even sound like Thai, but the Thai ladies knows what it means, and swiftly brings it more food.

Once in a blue moon, some unfortunate falang will make the mistake of winning too much in pool, and this is where the wildebeast's function becomes clear. She is there to beat down any falang stupid enough to think he's OK at pool. The number one bar pool champion.

BANG BE DAI (or something to that effect) is yelled (Barret be dead?). The beast awakens. It is moving. The honor of the Thai people is now at stake.

Lumbering towards you, she challenges you to a game. It would be impolite to decline. Real impolite. She's as fat as she is skilled, and it leaves little room for you to move.

Today I slayed the beast. I won 2-1, so now I'm basically a god! BOW BEFORE ME YOU CRETINS. You wish you were this mighty, powerful, and also handsome.

I'm somehow gaining weight at an alarming rate, 5 kilos in the last 2 hours. Its starting to get dark in here, I can hardly see. G...g-guys?