Bono’s Comments

I'm just grateful you saved the FMT from Jordan's vintage meme cringefest

Wonderful music.

Those eyebrows suck/

Salt, Ape Burger, Pot Brownies, Cow Legs, and possibly Important Shit are the only edible items on the menu

* improved Jones

HAPPY MUCHO BIRTHDAY JONES*

Dr. Pepper is a fine compromise... if I'm being honest I prefer it to both

COCA COLA YEAH!

Would you rather have 1 new noob, or 1 user get dominated by stanky Texas piss?

MUCHO BIRTHDAY TIME

Okay I'll be that faggot... backstory? What is this shit?

When someone is arguing that genodice against certain social groups is bad, but you have to think about it

https://i.imgur.com/CnevEvm.jpg

ha

Anyone can sound black

- Texas

- Middle of Summer

- Middle of Night

- Dirty field

- Bugs everywhere

- Still fucking barefoot

Rape is about power.

Dominating a woman isn't necessarily sexual

HAPPY MUCHO BIRTHDAY TIGER

You remember the friesplease city from last time?

How am I little?

I captured Iowatha's 2nd biggest city and named it Bathroom Stall in honor of THJ and his great affinity for native American culture.

We lost Barret after 25 turns.

I intentionally settled a city called Barret next to Mongolia after Genghis Khan told me to fuck off and stop settling near him.

I have a videogame story. I booted up Civ5 for the first time in forever and played another Mucho-themed game where the cities were named after users.

Of course, Makodragon demanded Whales...

Truly traumatic