Bono’s Comments
1 2 3 ab off go
Not this time... This is how it will go.
You ill proportioned fucks will have ~60 days to tone up.
Friday. March 1st.
Oster, TR. Whoever doesn't post a shirtless pic with sign gets banned. I know Oster will come through and this is really just an excuse to ban TR for being annoying without producing any good content.
If you annoy me too much before the deadline, I'll ban you anyway and your ab-off submission will be your key to avoiding a permanent ban.
Stop gunking up my forum with your fucking mercury baby water brain ass burgers bullshit you middle aged manchild cunt
I've gone mad with power and fried chicken
If you keep pushing the ab-off as a real thing, I'm going to force you to do a current one
I can't wait til my belly is full, my eyes get heavy, and I can lay down and be nice and... comfortable
Okay well I must eat fried chicken now
"Oh hey Barret, my 2019 resolution is to shut down MZ, and move to India to marry a Muslim feminist."
But nope... it's that
Of all the things I could possibly say, that's what set you off
It was @Barret you oblivious toadstool
I can't speak for everyone, but I think I've seen enough of his tire-swallowing, glistening-peen body for a lifetime
Wow that comment really got to you, sorry for making you that uncomfortable
Did... you just hold a grudge?
As it has been said before: Many of the "rules" on this site are less black-and-white legal issues, and more about keeping angry shitheads and whiney pussy groups from bothering me and threatening the stability of the site.
I know for a fact that Zeke was indifferent toward his nudity for years. He isn't going to give me any shit over it. I can't know the same thing about other users who are long-gone or were active when I wasn't.
Barret, stop enabling this cuckery
This guy is literally a porn star. He spams exhibitionist videos on every NSFW site he can find.
That's different from a normie who posted a nude years ago and had a walking autism factory save it for posterity.
Usually it's my long-term memory fucking up, not yours
The Imgur App is fucking garbage. Try magaimg.net unless you plan on posting nudes of old users, in which case let me know so I can ban you permanently now instead of later.
He really mellowed out after I repeatedly made him look like a retard... the Ironic Zeke-isms are funnier imho
Some of them are still around
Poetic
You get this one for free, since I know all the negativity from your New Year's Resolutions has to go to something else
And did they need an ESPN post game show to discuss the state of the bathroom? This aired on American TV?
"That bitch is real picky about cleanliness" - Truckerhatjones, 2019
I might add that to the requirements.