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Bono’s Comments

Who wants to see the top half of megaBALLS?

That's worth 2 days of silence at best.

replied on REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE normies get out · 8 years ago

I bet she could suck barnacles off a boat. Fuck.

replied on iTS MaM!!! · 8 years ago

Barret cannot be comfortable

replied on iTS MaM!!! · 8 years ago

Kek

replied on Its Always Pretty Funny · 8 years ago

You have to admit Christians on average are less smelly than other flavors

replied on My Wife's Belated Christmas Greeting · 8 years ago

Might

on Kiss your Grandmother · 8 years ago

I don't believe so. It's a good go-to insult though

replied on Alien · 8 years ago

Don't make me invite Ledford

replied on Dogs fight · 8 years ago

I like to reserve the axe for proven doxxers, headcases, and the small-dicked among us.

replied on Dogs fight · 8 years ago

If we permabanned everyone for the crime of being annoying, you wouldn't have any friends left

replied on Dogs fight · 8 years ago

Brown countries and industrial safety protocol, name a less iconic duo

on Dogs fight · 8 years ago

A form of this has been reposted at least 2x.

https://muchozucko.com/1573/Plop

Great shame upon you

on oops · 8 years ago

Nixon*

replied on Scary ghost · 8 years ago

Wow... he looks like one of his special subcontractors

replied on Merry Birthday Jeebus · 8 years ago

Post dick pics of your cousin then

replied on Merry Christmas mother fuckers · 8 years ago

Did you lose weight sewerbro? Maybe the mirror is making you look less round by comparison...

replied on Awww · 8 years ago

An English speaking country... and all the most blatant property damage happened in front of a cop who did nothing. There was a hammer attack in the street and he didn't even shoot someone a little bit.

This video is rare, and I thank you for this Christmas gift.

on good bystanders · 8 years ago

He's only a year late

I still love you

replied on Buttball · 8 years ago

Fix'd

on Buttball · 8 years ago

Lol

on Why not · 8 years ago

* Bono self stuffs

replied on Vietnamese Burrito · 8 years ago

So basically, I think maybe he caught a mouse that bit him on the nose, then that dripped into his mouth and made it look like a fucking crime scene.

His nose is still pink and sensitive but he is otherwise fine, and recently asked me to go back outside so he could fuck some girl cats. My laundry isn't even done.

And that is why I don't sleep a lot.

replied on Vietnamese Burrito · 8 years ago

He is still shook, but he's not in feral mode, and lets me pet him and even purrs a little between the weird spasms meant to clear blood from his nose.

So him and my other cat are chilling near their dishes, and Murphy begins the process of cleaning. I pace around a little bit thinking about what could have happened. What could have fucked him up like that?

About 10 minutes after I brought him inside, the blood around his mouth is completely gone and the stupid fuck is hunched over his bowl eating dry kibble.

replied on Vietnamese Burrito · 8 years ago