Bono’s Comments
I bet she could suck barnacles off a boat. Fuck.
Barret cannot be comfortable
Kek
You have to admit Christians on average are less smelly than other flavors
Might
I don't believe so. It's a good go-to insult though
Don't make me invite Ledford
I like to reserve the axe for proven doxxers, headcases, and the small-dicked among us.
If we permabanned everyone for the crime of being annoying, you wouldn't have any friends left
Brown countries and industrial safety protocol, name a less iconic duo
Nixon*
Wow... he looks like one of his special subcontractors
Post dick pics of your cousin then
Did you lose weight sewerbro? Maybe the mirror is making you look less round by comparison...
An English speaking country... and all the most blatant property damage happened in front of a cop who did nothing. There was a hammer attack in the street and he didn't even shoot someone a little bit.
This video is rare, and I thank you for this Christmas gift.
He's only a year late
I still love you
Fix'd
Lol
You just reposted a MegaFaggot post. The irony...
https://muchozucko.com/4465/Uric-acid-buildup-this-is-how-they-fix-Gout
* Bono self stuffs
So basically, I think maybe he caught a mouse that bit him on the nose, then that dripped into his mouth and made it look like a fucking crime scene.
His nose is still pink and sensitive but he is otherwise fine, and recently asked me to go back outside so he could fuck some girl cats. My laundry isn't even done.
And that is why I don't sleep a lot.
He is still shook, but he's not in feral mode, and lets me pet him and even purrs a little between the weird spasms meant to clear blood from his nose.
So him and my other cat are chilling near their dishes, and Murphy begins the process of cleaning. I pace around a little bit thinking about what could have happened. What could have fucked him up like that?
About 10 minutes after I brought him inside, the blood around his mouth is completely gone and the stupid fuck is hunched over his bowl eating dry kibble.
Who wants to see the top half of megaBALLS?
That's worth 2 days of silence at best.