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He walks up to me for comfort and sneezes blood on my foot. Great. It's beginning to pool around the corners of his mouth so he looks like a fucking lion that just fed on NatGeo, except it's his blood. It really looks gnarly.

I got him some water, but it looked so bad I was convinced he had cut up his mouth and this would require a trip to the vet as soon as they opened, so I began throwing clothes in the laundry - as most doctors' offices frown upon 3 day old jizz shirts that smell faintly of the mold on the back of your computer chair.

Anywho, the cats both want inside now. I let Murphy in on the condition that he not drip blood on the floor, a promise that he broke immediately.

replied on Vietnamese Burrito · 8 years ago

My little kitty Murphy just got in a fight, heard some murder-style screaming outside my window before the sun came up. Extended version. Like something got him, then let go, then got him again.

I go out there suspecting my other cat, but he's on his blanket with his head up like he has no idea WTF just happened.

I hear a weird coughing sound, and I call for my kitty... he walks gingerly around the corner and his face is fucked up. Every 2 seconds he's either doing a weird yawn/lick because there's blood in his mouth, or snorting and sneezing because there's blood in his nose.

on Vietnamese Burrito · 8 years ago

I do backups periodically and store them separately. There is no "everything is gone" scenario that can't be somewhat fixed... but the web server being unable to process connections is a tougher fish to fry. Good try though ya fucking hick.

What makes the camaraderie on MZ special is that we all legitimately hate each other just a little bit.

Fireball is shit and you are shit

JP3 was criminally underrated you assholes

replied on Thug life · 8 years ago

Yes and I'm surprised a "good" one exists...

Truly the political right has won the meme war

It was a deadlock error, meaning server resources were not available and something got lost, usually just a single transaction. Did you see any errors just now? I need to stamp this out if it persists.

Just loaded this page and got one of the scariest database errors imaginable, then reloaded and it worked fine...

I would be too.

replied on Cunt fucks himself up in style · 8 years ago

Can I beat your dick for you?

replied on please recycle · 8 years ago

"But it attracts the really big one with the fin..."

replied on Thug life · 8 years ago

Like in Jurassic Park 3 when that kid uses T Rex pee to keep raptors away from his camp

replied on Thug life · 8 years ago

I hereby poopoo on that idea

replied on You are... forgiven. · 8 years ago

I've been thinking, we made the meme thread an "official" thing for almost a year... there have been times where I held off on posting OC just to wait for Friday

replied on You are... forgiven. · 8 years ago

Yeah, TR likes to walk a fine line, gewd job

Get in chat if you can fuccboi

He got banned for being an annoying faggot and received his final warning via email after he bothered me about it. I noticed Barret removed something he posted... was that a legitimate thing or just like "haha now ur banned because you doxed" technicality thing?

Also your peepees look similar

Come talk to me niglet

I still might faggot

The names are so similar I wouldn't be surprised if you were long lost father and son

Just need some good music for the trailer, I really want to get this done tonight but I haven't slept in 2 days, you should send me $14,000 worth of crack or whatever it is you do for money

replied on What a fucking faggot · 8 years ago