CartersBird’s Comments
What is dead may never die.
Does he? I thought he was a scooterbro.
@Barret cockney is like... if Fatmofat was a language.
It's because the Paki Fuck Leader of your largest, proudest city has banned knives in order to make the Muslim takeover easier.
Speaking of deep cuts... my knife joke was way too good.
ITS ME WUST NIGHT-MAYOR, IT IS!
You know what's trainspotting?
Watching your GF get passed around by chavs before she met you.
I'm going to start.
I forget... do we pay attention to ID numbers?
Nice 29,999 CB...
Fake.
Nice 30,000 Barret
Yes, I will continue saying whatever I like.
Freedom. Tastes good.
* CartersBird takes out his KNIFE and peels an apple.
Since when did Bono have a miscarriage?
British women confirmed for having pussy fumes.
Victimless crimes, Barret.
Was she at least fat and ugly? And British? And in MD's bed?
L2Format
Excellent story.
OI MATE I'LL SMASH YA CUNT WIF ME HAMMERPRICK, INNIT
I would have to rank MD at #1 on the disgusting list.
The tiebreaker is his dialect. No one can make ugly words sound as ugly as an Englishman whose accent appears in text.
Good shit Bontard. That sidebar was a neat idea but it totally messed up my browsing experience while using my Kindle.