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CartersBird’s Comments

Sorry about your magazine, Alfred.

replied on FatmoFat · 7 years ago

Repost. No link. Bitch about it.

on Women Attempt Armwrestling · 7 years ago

Have a seat...

replied on FatmoFat · 7 years ago

That has to be one of those things where he's laughing along outside, but formulating a suicide note inside.

Haha, Giggles is gay

replied on Just a bit pissy · 7 years ago

Wait... enhance...

on Just a bit pissy · 7 years ago

Repost. Who's the retarded Adam Sandler now?

Blessed be we!

on Happy Second Birthday MZ · 7 years ago

He's a greedy lover, lapping up every bit of sweat and cum he can. Saves on the water bill that way.

replied on Its Mommy's Turn · 7 years ago

Took you long enough, boozer.

replied on Fuck the Police Training Grounds · 7 years ago

Now tell us how you'd have sex with that comment. How you'd give it your ass.

replied on Upset Stomach · 7 years ago

My dick is paying attention.

But then yes.

replied on Made Some Room · 7 years ago

1rst

replied on Apparently just a friendly fight · 7 years ago

Fun username at least.

replied on Headlights · 7 years ago

Saddening.

+1 team pus... since you forgot.

replied on Nice zit. · 7 years ago

Jesus Cunthunting Christ, I sure hope that butcher used painkillers before stretching out that guy's backpussy and drowning it in peroxide.

on Nice zit. · 7 years ago

Relatively easy. Just had diarrhea.

replied on Seagull · 7 years ago

That traps are gay.

replied on Heterosexual test · 7 years ago

Alexa, play the Jive Turkey song.

replied on Wednesday Faggot of The Week · 7 years ago

Petition to make Team Piss real.

replied on How about dis one? · 7 years ago

I didn't know the Yankees were so popular in that shithole.