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CartersBird’s Comments

When I'm God Emperor of the Earth, my secret service will be nothing but this, except they'll also wear cat ears and have those weird ballerina foot wraps.

on Would · 7 years ago

Nature is wet :(

The greater good.

replied on Parents leave graduation early · 7 years ago

Maybe stop drinking and driving and then god will exist too.

replied on Jesus H Fucking Christ · 7 years ago

Thanksgiving can't get here soon enough.

replied on What really happened to MD · 7 years ago

Kakarot and Vegeta never looked better.

on DragonBall Z · 7 years ago

Mick is a fucking alpha dreamboat.

replied on My Nigger... · 7 years ago

* T0llb00thwillie writes a 79 cent check for an avocado.

replied on My Nigger... · 7 years ago

Now this is soft wordplay done well... Bamford, you rat fuck.

replied on Ha Ha Ha · 7 years ago

Is this real?

on Ha Ha Ha · 7 years ago

How dare we populate the same website. GTFO nigger.

Is this what you've been reduced to? Bamford? Bamford the what? Bamford the fucking nothing. I remember when you had venom. You were poison. You were toxic. You were a dirty bomb of inhumane savagery. A renegade. A lost soldier without an off switch.

Now?

Now you're making weak-ass wordplay comments not even Uuoody would like. Looks like when MD "took his ball and went home" he took both of yours as well, you utter and completely fragile fuck.

Why did that make me lol so hard? I guess the detail. The pose. Someone spent mad time on this.

replied on Something for UUDOODY · 7 years ago

You shame our kind.

on Something for UUDOODY · 7 years ago

Post your cock bro, let's cumpare.

replied on Incredible feat of dexterity · 7 years ago

Him saying anything only means he can still breathe.

replied on My Nigger... · 7 years ago

Fuck you Cheesemo.

replied on Sculpture · 7 years ago

...

on Sculpture · 7 years ago

Like we needed a video for confirmation.

replied on Incredible feat of dexterity · 7 years ago

Jealous?

replied on Something the whole family can enjoy · 7 years ago

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

replied on When you're so fat · 7 years ago

Your pic is so... well I'd like it if it was ironic.

replied on City folks · 7 years ago

You tell 'em Redderum.

replied on When you're so fat · 7 years ago

It's an abomination...

replied on He tells people he's model · 7 years ago

I feel like reply #64000 should have been better.

replied on Road Kill Cantina! · 7 years ago