CartersBird’s Comments

I nominate "fuck off fries" to become the new "fuck you whunu" around here.

Erotic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NtAuuEYwg

She obviously avoided major damage on that one, meaning it wasn't sharp at all.

Part of me wishes it were like... katana-sharp. Like that movie where the sexy chick lets a silk scarf float gently down onto the hero's sword, and it rends itself in two over the blade's impressive keen-edged peak.

You're the type of person to search for it just so you could make the post to complain.

Cock pics tho

I'm the designated driver so I have to stop myself before 3 replies to you.

But seriously POST YOUR COCK BUDDY

"So what are you, some kind of... penis inspector?"

That would be a great line in a porno.

Post yours and let me inspect it or else you're a fag.

Also it was tl;dr

I don't think anyone is disputing Jordan's point. If they wanted to inspire maximum terror and suffering, you'd do the kid first.

It was just sort of a callous observation, even by MZ standards.

You may want to open your mouth and accept my dong.

I'll say it. I want to know exactly why DrGiggles upvoted.

I do like the song, but agreed.

Prove it, SuperFaggot.

Half credit.

Pretty good camera work for a tranny.

How did he memorize all the words?

You're welcome.

Have you made anyone laugh lately?

Watch It's Always Sunny, you uncultured fuckwad.

You're welcome.

meh

Now this is my trashiest boner in awhile.

Did living without food help him ascend to living without sleep?

Hey so... Bono and his bot have been online for like 5 days straight. Just putting that out there.