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CartersBird’s Comments

Saving that for a cuddle cat joke when appropriate.

replied on EYEHATEDOG · 7 years ago

The thick Indian accent only makes this more gross.

on Necrophiliacs Delight · 7 years ago

This was like watching 2 AI chatbots have a conversation.

replied on It ain't easy · 7 years ago

Consume a bunch of coconut oil and you'll see. Shit's real.

replied on He's Full of Shit · 7 years ago

Great... we get one of one autist and gain another.

replied on P. regalis Dubia Feeding · 7 years ago

Before you get any ideas, promise not to Tribute us.

replied on Ariana Grande Tribute · 8 years ago

God damn, that's a well-liked comment.

replied on Physical Fitness · 8 years ago

It'd be a + for Team Puke.

replied on Pop That Pussy · 8 years ago

It's not even that gross BEFORE she pierces it... way to ruin your vajeen, queen.

replied on Pop That Pussy · 8 years ago

(Bring them back motherfucker.)

replied on Scene from upcoming Giggles' biopic · 8 years ago

Shamelessly stolen from a Friday Meme Thread.

replied on Scene from upcoming Giggles' biopic · 8 years ago

How I made my penis 12 inches:

By folding it in half.

Like any surface in his home is that clean.

replied on Ariana Grande Tribute · 8 years ago

I thought roadkill wasn't Halal.

replied on Straight to the Casket · 8 years ago

Fact.

replied on Scene from upcoming Giggles' biopic · 8 years ago

You're taking some serious L's today.

replied on Freeeggs hates the world · 8 years ago

Hahahaha

replied on time tour of Doncaster · 8 years ago

Womp womp...

So is THJ... he has a high score.

replied on Fuck You and Fuck Me Too · 8 years ago

In all seriousness, I enjoy videos like this because they give me clarity. I now appreciate FreeEggs more since his modicum of talent shines when compared to this.

replied on Fuck You and Fuck Me Too · 8 years ago

Rooster = Mick confirmed.

replied on Port Arthur Massacre · 8 years ago

Well now all of TR's comments are generated into nothing. Because he's banned. Arguably better.

replied on Floating Dead Baby · 8 years ago

Did I see you last week at the BloodFart concert?

on Fuck You and Fuck Me Too · 8 years ago

You technically got beat by the cheating meth bot.

replied on Fuck your feet · 8 years ago