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CartersBird’s Comments

That's crazy man... I bet Alex Jones could fuck up a Chimp.

replied on Port Arthur Massacre · 8 years ago

What the fuck is this thread? The JRE Podcast?

replied on Port Arthur Massacre · 8 years ago

I'm curious as to how bad either could be at their worst.

replied on The Cast of MuchoZucko · 8 years ago

Fair play. You fucking degenerate.

replied on The Cast of MuchoZucko · 8 years ago

Kill her...

on Clang · 8 years ago

Name 3 besides asparagus.

replied on The Cast of MuchoZucko · 8 years ago

You can't wear Britain as a hat tho.

replied on Boracho Birb · 8 years ago

Tiger is the only reason I haven't called the President and requested he glass your continent.

replied on Boracho Birb · 8 years ago

And the UK brings what do the table? DrGiggles and?

I'm counting Mick420 as he's from your prison colony.

replied on Boracho Birb · 8 years ago

Bono has voices in his head that come out, I just do shitty things with existing clips.

replied on Spittin fuego fyha blap blap muh nig · 8 years ago

AVS

replied on Shitty Re-Mix of Spittin Fuego · 8 years ago

This makes me sad and wistful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPADYJ577Co

on Knackered · 8 years ago

What??

replied on BillyMaysHere action figure · 8 years ago

Lol

replied on BillyMaysHere action figure · 8 years ago

What is that shit, pickled pickles? Probably improved the taste.

on The left hand challenge · 8 years ago

I hope so.

replied on Dead Bald Eagle · 8 years ago

Stick a snapper up there anyway.

replied on Snapperception · 8 years ago

Nice dissertation.

Why don't you do the same thing and see if you die?

replied on Snapperception · 8 years ago

Pilot: Sir, the other teams outnumber us 2 to 1!

Team Shit: Then it is a fair fight.

It's surprising you caught that reference.

Any man who wears sandals (outside of a beach setting) should saw off his legs then dip his testes in the microwave for a minute or 12.

replied on aTendon the Drs · 8 years ago

For mankind, yes. Tom Brady has reached critical douche mass and must be stopped... and hopefully tackled into a severe concussion.

replied on rope jump fail · 8 years ago

This is why the Patriots will lose.

on rope jump fail · 8 years ago

What an opportunity!

replied on Everyday is black history month · 8 years ago