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CartersBird’s Comments

Thumbnail got me. I actually wanted to see a fat bitch.

Fatmofat?

replied on Fun for the whole family · 8 years ago

This bitch ruined Netflix. You can't even leave a comment review anymore.

on Its Always Pretty Funny · 8 years ago

Yes you do...

replied on Kiss your Grandmother · 8 years ago

No one shuts the fuck up about ladyboys.

replied on Merry Birthday Jeebus · 8 years ago

I was about to screech something about a repost. Good lookin' out old man.

Lol

replied on Merry Christmas mother fuckers · 8 years ago

Even when he trolls it's not funny for anyone but him. What a letdown.

I was looking forward to having Squidley fill in the blanks about those DrGiggles stories.

replied on Interfacing with Punkybot · 8 years ago

What part of you do I have to pull to get nog?

replied on Scary ghost · 8 years ago

Analysts say "Snap" symbol is an alt-right dogwhistle, more at 11.

replied on Buttball · 8 years ago

They have bleach for that...

replied on JordanSimms at Pottery Class · 8 years ago

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Excellent N Word comment. I'll let this one slide. It does look like a nugget.

replied on My Dick That Time The Rubber Broke · 8 years ago

IMO it's better when it's chilled. Hot nog is for soupy dumbshits who only drink it to get into the Christmas spirit.

Pineapple juice. It's no secret...

replied on THJ on Facebook · 8 years ago

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!!!

on Anal Seal · 8 years ago

Lift more.

replied on MuchoZucko character alignment chart · 8 years ago

Grow a beard now and become a wizard.

replied on MuchoZucko character alignment chart · 8 years ago

You're picking the last nuggets of wisdom outta that brain, pace yourself.

replied on Hold me closer tiny dancer · 8 years ago

Is this the video that fucking meme is originally from?

Young Zucko was weird.

replied on Gigantic synthol filled penis · 8 years ago

I always preferred Kung Lao myself. Razorhat and infinite dropkicks were the shit.

replied on Carnival Fish Bag · 8 years ago

Lol

replied on Hold me closer tiny dancer · 8 years ago

HOWDY BITCH

on Buggering · 8 years ago

Thanks for making a funny face.