CartersBird’s Comments
Only if it looks gross. I dunno... make a funny face. Drop your pants. Throw a pie.
He likes the lower half of Giggles, which is the smarter half, based on production.
Hurray!
Septum? Never heard of em.
Good. Squirrels are just the Elves of Rats.
Round of applause for the rest of that comment.
I'm pretty sure Hinduism is real. I mean... Hindus exist.
You can't just start that song and not finish it.
It will, pard'ner.
Fucking pansy.
I wonder if he thought "OH NO" were his last words.
Correct response.
Yeah... one of those. Super common...
Looney Tunes chewing tobacco sound effect....
ptui! ding!
No, no people anyway.
My old man's a Flukeboi, whaddaya think about that?
Charisma has been around this long???
I was at a dive bar and this lady comes in, wearing yoga pants, and a tank/sports bra. It was a Tuesday night. She was beautiful. Looked like a hot suburban mom early-mid 40’s. Had no idea what she was doing there. We got to chatting and it turns out she was in the middle of a divorce and had been moving out of their house all day.
We exchange numbers and I go to her house later that night. Door opens and it’s on without introduction. Through the night and later the next day, she keeps making comments about how she can’t believe she’s with such a younger guy. I look young for my age so I assume that she misunderstands and I say, ”you keep saying that... I don’t think I’m as young as you think” and she asked how old I was...
I told her 33 and she said that’s what she thought... she was 55. I was totally shocked but also thought it was pretty cool. Over the next year, we had an ongoing relationship. She never cared or got jealous about who I was dating or seeing. We would even talk about sex with other people while we made love. Which was pretty hot... because neither of us were possessive and it was about mutual enjoyment.
She was very adventurous sexually and I felt I could open up about anything and be truly open with her, without judgement.
We would go out to restaurants and she would always pay. She paid for us to take one small trip for a week together out of town which was awesome. She always talked about how she had an older man set her up in business, when she was young, and how she’d like to do the same for me. And we would talk about plans for what that would look like.
She even suggested I move into her spare bedroom and be roommates. Saying she wouldn’t be jealous if I brought a girl home. I thought that was a bit too complicated and would work only in theory so I respectfully declined.
I moved off and she found someone her own age and we talk less and less all the time, but I keep her updated on my life, I think of her fondly and often, and tell her I love her. I consider her a very special woman to me, and she still inspires me.
Good guy DampSmog.
It was launched boy.
How would you describe the pain... piercing?
A demon most fowl.
Roostifer.
Kentucky Fried Christians
Jail*
And then hell.