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CartersBird’s Comments

It's tough to gauge what will be good.

replied on Can you hear me now? · 8 years ago

I lobe your puns.

replied on Can you hear me now? · 8 years ago

Real shit.

replied on Construction Zone, please stand clear · 8 years ago

No, and it wasn't up for debate. Dumb fuck.

replied on I love black people reaction vids · 8 years ago

Imagine getting that specific and still not having a link.

replied on Construction Zone, please stand clear · 8 years ago

Are you getting a hillbilly jealousy boner?

replied on Construction Zone, please stand clear · 8 years ago

I needed something else to puncture them.

replied on Amazon Lesbian Hunt · 8 years ago

Should have been more porny and less actiony.

on Amazon Lesbian Hunt · 8 years ago

Wedding bride? No, it's a driving car.

replied on Hell of a parking job · 8 years ago

Don't you have the world's largest dildo shipment to be orchestrating?

replied on Friday Meme Thread #39 · 8 years ago

I am feeling the magic of the season.

on Friday Meme Thread #39 · 8 years ago

That's a guaranteed smile no matter what kind of video it gets put over.

replied on I love black people reaction vids · 8 years ago

MF is sucking the black off that cock.

on Friday Meme Thread #39 · 8 years ago

* CartersBird jots down notes.

Lol

replied on When Chavlets Eats too many Skittles · 8 years ago

...if you like sucking black cock say nothing.

I will hold you to that

I might even name a 3rd later, probably involving Oster.

I can name at least 2 things wrong with MD off the bat.

He shares a history with Oster.

he's talking to Oster.

Please find a way....

I miss THJ. We need to beat the shit out of his jew boss. Gets sent on a business trip the day after Hannaka ends... sure.

on The Poop & Puke Couple · 8 years ago

I'm gonna bring back an ancient emoticon for this one.

:S

on Result of Gastric Bypass · 8 years ago

Make it a .png just to be safe.

Like a thundering herd of buttcheeks.

replied on For Bono, You Red Dead Playing Faggirl · 8 years ago

.png is far superior.

replied on For Bono, You Red Dead Playing Faggirl · 8 years ago