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CartersBird’s Comments

Hibernation.

replied on preparations for tomorrow · 8 years ago

If men could make money by farting there would be no war.

replied on If King Ass Ripper Had a Wife · 8 years ago

So you admit I'm funny.

replied on Oster singing Rockos Modern Life · 8 years ago

Ratio, as well.

replied on Oster singing Rockos Modern Life · 8 years ago

My funny to comment rstio is off the charts.

replied on Oster singing Rockos Modern Life · 8 years ago

Lose some weight.

replied on Desperate Woman Prepares to be Boarded · 8 years ago

I feel offended that Barret didn't like my Z joke.

replied on Lame joke · 8 years ago

Banter. Like you try to.

replied on Top bants · 8 years ago

Why poor MD? You just got eviscerated, react dammit!!

replied on Lame joke · 8 years ago

Q: What do you call it when Oster talks about Goku?

A: Dragon Ball zzzzzzzzz

on Lame joke · 8 years ago

Don't make me do it, my core was so sore after last time.

replied on winter approaches · 8 years ago

Was Zmash supposed to be a challenge?

replied on winter approaches · 8 years ago

Barret will probably go a few days without fapping just to make it juicier.

This thread is only 12 comments deep but it has a density of good stuff.

Good job assholes.

on winter approaches · 8 years ago

That's on here somewhere..

replied on Mickey Mouse the Prostitute · 8 years ago

Is it true about chlorine?

replied on Lame joke · 8 years ago

Saw a VSauce video... Dude is right, orbit is just directional velocity plus gravity. You are falling towards Earth constantly, and Earth is falling out of your way.

** THE MORE YOU KNOW **

replied on True Hang Gliding · 8 years ago

It's possible you were 67 yesterday if you are 68 today.

replied on Teri Hatcher showing her wares · 8 years ago

Looks to be a DQ.

You just KO'd him on a technicality. Outgiggled.

replied on Teri Hatcher showing her wares · 8 years ago

Lol

replied on Foreplay Torture · 8 years ago

Did you really expect better?