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I have a cousin who confirms this.

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replied on Texan Shoots Man in The Back · 8 years ago

Perish the thought.

replied on Midget Services Dude · 8 years ago

Bullet Bounce is the premier mid-game upgrade. It instantly resets difficulty if used with piercing ammo.

I like to multitask.

replied on ZMashTV Gaming Announcement · 8 years ago

"Practice" isn't the right word. "Forgot" is. I went like 3,000 kills the first time and kept refreshing and no score... I did spend a long time on my run but much of it was paused while I did sit-ups... because of focus pills.

replied on ZMashTV Gaming Announcement · 8 years ago

P.P.P.S. I was surprised how many different ammo types there are. I made a laser show with ricochet effects.

P.P.S. Fuck Toast, the sub-bosses after you beat the main game are annoying and he is their king.

ZMashTV - a review, by the greatest of all time. Inspired by Adderall.

Controls are simple. Barret's English is good but his word choice is fucked. I choose to believe he does it on purpose just to make sure his game isn't too enjoyable.

"Lower accuracy" is listed as an upgrade, then has a paragraph explaining that it's a convoluted spread system. Most useful when you have lots of ballistic upgrades.

Automatic fire is the single best quality-of-life upgrade early in the game... and it's free? So the player is forced to click through a couple levels of spam just to decide they want to fire automatic. Again, Barret sabotages his game. Again, on purpose. That rat fuck.

The attention to detail is impressive. All the little fucking inside jokes that only 5 people care about are there. I enjoy it. Cuddle cat, the insipid Pepsi meme, piss jugs galore.

My favorite is that when you upgrade your ammo to the fart clouds, your player runs around backwards for that stint of the game.

All in all, 7/10, would dominate again. A fun little shooter.

P.S. Why am I hard mode? You imply it's more difficult to win as me? Fuck you asshole.

TheDude was. With 14 points.

My game is still going, gettin scared nigger?

Did you stuff me later on? Faggot.

replied on ZMashTV Gaming Announcement · 8 years ago

Speaking of which, I have a cup of coffee. And a slice of pecan pie.

And a hunger to dethrone your twink ass.

Involuntary Celibate

Holy fuck.

on Revolver Eatsalot · 8 years ago

What did he do to you?!?

replied on When You're That Lazy · 8 years ago

I have an Adderall and 16 free hours tomorrow. Just saying get your scores while you can.

on ZMashTV Gaming Announcement · 8 years ago

Joan Rivers goes sunbathing, circa 2010.

on Caption This · 8 years ago

Tranny Tuesday posting in disguise...

Look at those traps, it's a guy.

Formula1 is the stupidest sport I can think of, and that includes soccer.

Okay

replied on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago

This thread is about Rooster's lopsided pisshole.

replied on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago

Reply fail?

replied on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago