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Happy birthday.

replied on freak porn · 8 years ago

This.

replied on Pisshead · 8 years ago

Well... 8%

replied on What a fucking faggot · 8 years ago

Deep.

replied on Bloody Kids · 8 years ago

It was a welcome back stuff.

replied on Two Week Old Babies · 8 years ago

Be careful.

replied on Two Week Old Babies · 8 years ago

Hi there. I think Philip would be a good name for you.

replied on Two Week Old Babies · 8 years ago

5% more funny, 10% less boring. Keep up the good work.

replied on What a fucking faggot · 8 years ago

With ease, looks like.

replied on Security Guards Murdered for their Guns · 8 years ago

I SAW YOU DIE OLD MAN!

replied on Two Week Old Babies · 8 years ago

Stole my comment.

replied on Girl covered in Baked Beans · 8 years ago

Where you getting them factoids?

replied on MuchoZucko character alignment chart · 8 years ago

Clearly Bono needs to add more traffic.

Elon Musk

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #33 · 8 years ago

Already I know the most interesting thing I'll learn today: THJ still has a sense of shame.

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #33 · 8 years ago

DID I ASK YOU SLUT?

What would you do in their position?

Did you see Mick's toenails? He was patient zero.

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #33 · 8 years ago

How long does it take to make a new character for your game? Give THJ a day. I believe in him. He's smelly enough to beat ANY game.

* CartersBird places an old ballcap, a piss jug, and a 1987 Playboy in a pentagram surrounded by candles.

I SUMMON THEE TRUCKMAN, TAKE WHAT IS YOURS

replied on Friday Meme Thread of The Week #32 · 8 years ago

Hardy har har...

replied on Friday Meme Thread of The Week #32 · 8 years ago

Hey Barret... someone got under 1:52.

It wasn't me. It wasn't Truc.

Without looking, who would you bet on?

replied on Friday Meme Thread of The Week #32 · 8 years ago

I might not even upvote JS's next Tuesday dump. This is unforgivable.

BRB creating worthy meme.

CartersBird Who cares? just now

replied on How to lure Giggles back · 8 years ago

Giggles doesn't eat health food.

on How to lure Giggles back · 8 years ago