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CartersBird’s Comments

Sucking up? No. I am only letting you know the reason for bamford's secretive personal policies. Out of the kindness of his heart, the wealth of his personality, and the depth of his well of kindness, he dares not reveal himself to you or any of the invalids.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

So bright is his smile, so strong is his grip, that when I shook his hand I went blind and numb, and thought God had punished me for masturbating too aggressively to bamford's visage.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Let's not tell tall tales, now, MD. We have to keep our comments tethered to reality.

Now, back to bamford's magnetic masculinity...

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

This egg sandwich I'm chowing down on?

It's not mine. Really, it belongs to bamford. I am grateful for the opportunity to be fed.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

TL;DR bamford would slap your girl's ass in da club and you'd thank him. Such is his majesty.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

bamford? More like Chadford. I bet he's 6'6", jacked, black, and ready to attack. He's a mountain of a man. With the heart of a lion and the eyes of the storm.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

In my kitchen.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Chat exists you weird motherfuckers.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

How many overtly sexual deathnotes have you guys written to each other?

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Good morning.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

What a prince, he didn't even make a comment but wanted us to have this video.

replied on Kigurumi Princess · 8 years ago

Big guns are pacifiers.

replied on Savage and Sustained Beatdown · 8 years ago

The "victim" probably wanted to live. He caught a deadly ass whooping, but he knew it was a better wager than fighting back, running, etc.

replied on Savage and Sustained Beatdown · 8 years ago

You too MD, ya big bully

replied on MUCHOZUCKO HALLOWEEN HAVOC · 8 years ago

Shut up Megafaggot

replied on MUCHOZUCKO HALLOWEEN HAVOC · 8 years ago

I didn't hear correctly because I couldn't stand to sit through the whole thing.

replied on Ower Bit Bog Oil · 8 years ago

Sunk cost fallacy.

Giggles pumps out so much shit to sift through, that when you find something passable, you think it's great and keep digging.

replied on Wild Sushi · 8 years ago

Giggles level users need only be met with Giggles level effort.

replied on Even Trannies Prefer Pepsi · 8 years ago

Did anyone not know?

replied on Even Trannies Prefer Pepsi · 8 years ago

Here I was hoping for a knave comment, but all I got was a gay one.

replied on Tranny in Training · 8 years ago

?

replied on MUCHOZUCKO HALLOWEEN HAVOC · 8 years ago

For slow kids.

replied on Ower Bit Bog Oil · 8 years ago

I have a cool looking drawing of a caulk gun.

replied on Meanwhile, In The Sewers · 8 years ago

I have this old disc set of 850,000 clip art drawings... let me know what you need.

replied on Meanwhile, In The Sewers · 8 years ago

That guy has a hell of a callous... ew.