CartersBird’s Comments
So bright is his smile, so strong is his grip, that when I shook his hand I went blind and numb, and thought God had punished me for masturbating too aggressively to bamford's visage.
Let's not tell tall tales, now, MD. We have to keep our comments tethered to reality.
Now, back to bamford's magnetic masculinity...
This egg sandwich I'm chowing down on?
It's not mine. Really, it belongs to bamford. I am grateful for the opportunity to be fed.
TL;DR bamford would slap your girl's ass in da club and you'd thank him. Such is his majesty.
bamford? More like Chadford. I bet he's 6'6", jacked, black, and ready to attack. He's a mountain of a man. With the heart of a lion and the eyes of the storm.
In my kitchen.
Chat exists you weird motherfuckers.
How many overtly sexual deathnotes have you guys written to each other?
Good morning.
What a prince, he didn't even make a comment but wanted us to have this video.
Big guns are pacifiers.
The "victim" probably wanted to live. He caught a deadly ass whooping, but he knew it was a better wager than fighting back, running, etc.
You too MD, ya big bully
Shut up Megafaggot
I didn't hear correctly because I couldn't stand to sit through the whole thing.
Sunk cost fallacy.
Giggles pumps out so much shit to sift through, that when you find something passable, you think it's great and keep digging.
Giggles level users need only be met with Giggles level effort.
Did anyone not know?
Here I was hoping for a knave comment, but all I got was a gay one.
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For slow kids.
I have a cool looking drawing of a caulk gun.
Sucking up? No. I am only letting you know the reason for bamford's secretive personal policies. Out of the kindness of his heart, the wealth of his personality, and the depth of his well of kindness, he dares not reveal himself to you or any of the invalids.