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CartersBird’s Comments

I could probably take 6 or 8 of the translator girl. She's cute though so I'd ask for 10 to give myself a real challenge.

So I think it would be more effective to measure it in old ladies per minute.

Let's say 2 old ladies per minute. How long could you keep that pace?

on Shades of Grey · 8 years ago

Abandon thread.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

You guys should turn that into a videogame.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Honestly? If no cops showed up, and it was just a line of 85 year old women coming at me, I could go all day. I really think I could hit 200.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

20? Is it more like 20?

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

We're getting off track here... how many old women do you think I could end? Let's say 85 years old.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

But also that guy. The gore guy. From some kinda spanish country.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Okay... 15.

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

Hey MD, look... it's you in 10 years.

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

And yeah, you banned that Brazilian spammer. Take that!

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Hey let's be real. You've seen my body. I would curbstomp 10 old ladies before your gunless police could take me down.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

I am not endorsing the banishment of anyone. Just questioning the intelligence of that decision. I mean... to invoke the wrath of bamford like that? Sheesh.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

The same way that you "can" walk down the street and beat up an old woman in front everyone?

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Can you though?

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Lol

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

That's precious. Just don't let bamford catch you. As a beacon of equality and oneness, he will fuck your racist shit up.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Can't wait to see how they make Marsten look like a pussy.

And yeah, I'm high energy right now. Woke up early for no fucking reason. Can't go back to bed.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Pretty sure it's the pussy juice of any given sheep.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Like he's shitfaced 9 hours a day, so all he can manage is a low effort grunt and a "fuck you" and that's him. Is that you right now?

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

You know, I'm noticing a tinge of DrGiggles? Is that his thing then? He's just drunk and cranky a lot?

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Just kidding. I did.

I did bamford.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago

Too long, didn't bamford.

replied on well I wanted to see a Blumpkin · 8 years ago