CartersBird’s Comments

SLLIIIIIIIIME

That's a lot of money to spend on effects. Hiring a person with a real penis would probably be cheaper.

This took up all of pervspy.

Kind of? You're bloated and gray.

I thought Boner killed you?

There's a lot of directions BMH could have gone in just now. I'm surprised he went civil.

I know nothing of this Claude, but it sounds disappointing.

Oh Glandmilker... this is OC?

What a pitiful attempt to work your way up to God-Tier.

He's got Frieza feet for hands.

You are too unique. Like a 6 leaf clover, or a three-dicked sloth.

God-Tier, reporting in.

Good. I love turtles and hate slags.

You don't like my cooking?

2nd

I feel so honored to be the first comment.

All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Being the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way.

First and foremost I would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents.

I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week.

Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day.

This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Youtube, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on Youtube, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this.

I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to get this award from you for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams.

Being the first comment is truly amazing, thank you everyone.

I am Bick Pentameter.

I do not approve.

I'd fuck anyone who said they were Tiger's cousin, mother, daughter, sister...

In case anyone was wondering, being Tiger's cousin is a +1 for me.

A subdued reaction. You drinkin' matey?

>reverse air freshener

I am going to be bumping this thread about once a week to make sure this comment becomes the most-liked of all time.

IT'S TOO LATE, YOUR BIMBO HAS BEEN DICKED.

Bleeding is temporary.

Ugly is permanent.

The others are a choice.

If your lady ticks all the boxes and you won't schlong her because of some period blood, give her to me.

Would what? Get lost in the forest?

That didn't rhyme...

I want to insert one.