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CartersBird’s Comments

Do you think there was maybe a better way to make a gay joke than to post a 9 minute clip of hardcore cocksucking and penetration?

on Sleepover @ Bono's · 8 years ago

Foist!

on Clash of Chads · 8 years ago

I never knew you had a LJ.

OR that LJ was still in existence.

It's pretty easy if you can avoid the gravity.

replied on Fatty, fatty two by four · 8 years ago

HI CABBIEPIMP YOU NOOB FUCK

on Whore · 8 years ago

Facebook

on Ben for president! · 8 years ago

It was 40 pounds ago.

replied on Fatty, fatty two by four · 8 years ago

Like right now?

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #21 · 8 years ago

No wonder you're online so much.

on An Average Zucko Night · 8 years ago

Be sure to let the officer know about it.

When you say you have his personal info, does that include his medically fascinating penis?

So, the teacher gave you a D?

replied on How the fuck... · 8 years ago

Speaking of calendars...

July 28th, 2018... THJ was right.

* CartersBird scribbles an X

replied on Skydiving for Morons · 8 years ago

Skeeter was my fave.

RIP Macheesemo, Mike Brown, TwinPeaks, and Skeeter.

I saw this very recently, not sure if here.

Basically I'm pulling a THJ and calling repost like a bitch.

on How the fuck... · 8 years ago

Shut up.

replied on Calcium Deficiency · 8 years ago

Good.

Eurgh, what the fuck is this procedure?

on pretty smile · 8 years ago

Aye guey

replied on Niggotry · 8 years ago

First.

on Occasional Tits · 8 years ago

Comment fa-... FUCK!

replied on You want fries with that? · 8 years ago

An unprotected fall like that would be enough for a lot of people, Woody. I think the 14 lightning strikes he took at the beginning of the video is more likely the culprit, though.

replied on You want fries with that? · 8 years ago

My specific fantasy for this post is that it gets infected, and the doctors are forced to use maggots to cleanse the rotting tissue. Except the maggots don't stop. He is not an activist anymore. He is meat. The ultimate martyr. He dies happy.

replied on For the animals · 8 years ago