CartersBird’s Comments

Quiet, you'll summon THJ.

Anyone know a good website for buying toenails?

The actress, Amy Poehler, is fine in the looks department. I mean I fell in love with the character. The personality.

Everything about her is admirable. There's a turning point where she goes from foppish government employee to someone you can rely upon.

"Leslie Knope gets as many favors as she needs, because she's the type of person who uses a favor to help other people."

I want to build a shrine to her in my closet.

Well then!

I watched Parks & Rec for the first time last year. By the end of season 1 I was seriously infatuated with Leslie Knope. Like, sexually. Romantically. I was in love.

For a sec I thought you mean Leslie Nielson.

Shit comic but it could be repurposed. Good template.

I clicked on this post, excited, then became less excited.

I had forgotten I already gave my 1 downvote to give.

(it was the moment he got his intestines re-arranged.)

I can see the moment where I said "good."

On the flip side, if you downvote now, you get to be on the right side of history.

You wish you had 11 points.

Hard Mode:

You can't just say "that's bollocks."

Prove this isn't British culture.

I'll post my proof after you post a video of you killing yourself.

Because this is not mainstream American culture. Nor was it a scheduled event inside a packed stadium.

Hmm... I had an emotional reaction to that.

For some reason this made me laugh. It finally sunk in just how dedicated Giggles is to being a pedantic asshole. Truly one of our time's greatest characters.

And his mouth is about 6 inches lower

Both of which would probably shove your face into the pavement.

That's because you probably associate with almost all white people, who are nosey as fuck and pussies when it comes to parenting.

This guy? His neighbors probably saw this and just nodded knowingly.

Responsibility has a new face, and it's this motherfucker.

lol God damn.

Fucker.

He's probably just going through old posts. At the beginning the FreakPorn density was much higher.