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CartersBird’s Comments

Do you lick them up too?

replied on Gummin Dick · 8 years ago

Neither do the likes. You fucking likepig. You fucking slamhog. You fucking buttonmashing cretin. You fucking shit stain on the button of life.

replied on MILF Bangs Lucky Boy · 8 years ago

Did you take that with some mutton chops and a stein of mead, Sir Woody of WrinkleReach?

replied on Cooking With HotKinkyJoe · 8 years ago

He only drives stick shift.

replied on MILF Bangs Lucky Boy · 8 years ago

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

replied on Real Life Anime Couple · 8 years ago

~desu~

on Kosaka Tamaki · 8 years ago

Yes.

replied on Dude's Best Handjob Ever · 8 years ago

These comments aged well.

replied on Train Abuse · 8 years ago

Don't forget tiny-pickled.

replied on Train Abuse · 8 years ago
replied on Horse Vs. Speeding car · 8 years ago

Me too, but not for the same reasons.

replied on Mmmmmm Minty Fresh · 8 years ago

All of it.

replied on The Dance of Dr. Giggles · 8 years ago

This makes me sad.

on The Dance of Dr. Giggles · 8 years ago

Or ... that one famous street?

replied on Heimlich and CPR at once · 8 years ago

Whore house or gogo bar?

replied on Heimlich and CPR at once · 8 years ago

Gooder

replied on patient cop · 8 years ago

Defective *

replied on happy anniversary · 8 years ago

hrmphda badumrfd!

replied on Tuna Box · 8 years ago

Happy July 16th everybody!

replied on Nerd · 8 years ago

Fuck man... just Nuke them.

on Daily Commute · 8 years ago

Good title.

replied on Yeasty Boy · 8 years ago

You and Barret signed up same day... you must split every gift.

replied on Tuna Box · 8 years ago

Well at least we know Batman is on his way.

on Chyna · 8 years ago

Expert advice, I'm sure.

replied on Tuna Box · 8 years ago

I don't usually have this... aimless anger, like some of you seem to.

But I really, really want to punch this kid in the stomach and see if he breaks in half.

replied on Tuna Box · 8 years ago