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CartersBird’s Comments

I swear to Buddha himself if you don't shut the fuck up

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #18 · 8 years ago

And I didn't forget the resident limey cock receptacle.

https://i.imgur.com/tX8oH6F.jpg

Keep shutting the fuck up.

replied on Snu Snu · 8 years ago

Sucking 4 inches of throat mucus back into your mouth isn't sexy...

on Fuck Slut Shows Skill · 8 years ago

How'd it taste?

replied on shoot me · 8 years ago

Wonderful tags.

on Dipshit · 8 years ago

Couldn't find the good version on Youtube, remembered it here. Thank you faggots.

WHY THANK YOU SIR!

replied on Dolphin Stampede · 8 years ago

Let's be fair. She's at least a real-world 6 or 7. Probably looks better when she's not being a drunken whore too.

Wouldn't you?

replied on Snu Snu · 8 years ago

Gets siphoned by black men*

replied on Dolphin Stampede · 8 years ago

Only if you get shot.

replied on shoot me · 8 years ago

Finally a badass Brit.

on shoot me · 8 years ago

Shitting dolphin rape... new band name.

replied on Dolphin Stampede · 8 years ago

You shit dolphin rape?

replied on Dolphin Stampede · 8 years ago

You wish to be a dolphin stampede?

on Dolphin Stampede · 8 years ago

M80s are more like 1/16th a stick of dynamite.

replied on Bottle rockets · 8 years ago

I don't know about trials, but she was under house arrest at least.

replied on Unintended Discharge · 8 years ago

You wouldn't understand the pride that comes with homemade fireworks shenanigans.

replied on Bottle rockets · 8 years ago

Someone in America just woke up with 10 fingers for the last time.

replied on Bottle rockets · 8 years ago

Lol

replied on Happy Birthday, America! · 8 years ago

Duck and cover, duck and cover...

replied on Happy Birthday, America! · 8 years ago

I was thinking of that video, but I am not subscribed to anyone. That feature has been fucking broken for years at this point.

replied on Happy Birthday, America! · 8 years ago