CartersBird’s Comments
Damn MD... if he came back for 30 seconds he could upvote this and make it #1 all time.
...theory?
She's a weird kind of ugly-hot that gets me extra stiff.
Uh ... backstory?
Upvote because it's just funny at this point.
That certainly werfed some flammen.
Joke is on you... only 4 of those penises are real.
Hahaha
We all make sacrifices.
New guy has a lazy username.
Do you quack like a duck when you suck?
Supervillain name: The Shocker
Plot Twist: He wasn't replying to anyone.
It's the best way to get Vitamin D in foggy old Englund.
+1
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No... just the buttsex.
Is human hunting a thing there?
He stapled his balls together.
That thing has gills dude. It's a shark.
The machinations of a genius.
What the fuck are you?
Give CuddleCat my condolences.
You have a girlfriend?
Sounds like he's talking about you being a basketball-American.