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DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments

They got lucky as hell

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on Nice pickoff · 7 years ago

These guys are not funny and have never been. No idea how they built an audience.

Life tips: avoid heavy machinery, motorcycles, airplanes and in general most machines.

on Fantastic · 7 years ago

Why just sit there if you know you're gonna die anyway? Might as well get up and make a break for it. Sure you'll just get shot but at least there's a 1 in a million chance you'll survive instead of 0 chance.

You're just mad because I pointed out how your Thai ladyboy story was fake news.

replied on The future is dim · 7 years ago

You're not from the USA I gathered from one of your other comments. Are you an English fag? Enjoy your tea and crumpets?

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

I would like to use a needle head and pop each one.. assuming they're poppable. If not the straight razor is a solid choice

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

Barret is obsessed with trannies. Probably has a hard drive full of tranny porn

replied on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

I was wrong sometimes suicide is a good choice.

on Mister Bubble Wrap · 7 years ago

It would be fun to organize a MuchoSucko event so all of us could get together and discuss disgusting things. Only 2 people would show up and it would be incredibly awkward but.. I've literally been browsing MuchoSucko (and now Zucko) since high school. 19 years ago I first discovered MS and Rotten.com.

@Oster what is with your weird ass avatar? Are you some depressed goth fag?

replied on Scooterfags vs Bikequeers · 7 years ago

That's the most physical activity she's had in years. Her daily workout is walking back to the fridge and back to bed.

Animal abuse. Calling PETA now.

on Iron Meowden · 7 years ago

I liked just to hear you admit you fucked a tranny. The only reason someone would fuck a tranny is if they like dick. Otherwise just fuck a regular chick.

replied on Surprise! · 7 years ago

There are a couple tranny loving weirdos for sure. Why not just fuck a normal chick? Because Barret loves dick.

replied on Surprise! · 7 years ago

I'm really sick of these like 3 or 5 second clips. Don't people understand we want to see the aftermath and hear the moans of pain?

replied on Cow you dooin'? · 7 years ago

Agreed. Life is short enough as it is and it is very likely that nothing happens after you die... just like before you were born.. basically like sleeping without dreaming for eternity. Might as well see this weird ride out until the end. If you're that depressed hop on a boat to Jamaica and do a drastic life change or something. I've had periods of serious depression but even then knew that suicide would be a stupid move because in a year or two I would most likely be in a different state of mind/life situation.

replied on No style.....terrible landing · 7 years ago

As someone who gets road rage on a fairly regular basis it brings me great pleasure to see people get owned in road rage situations. I've definitely fantasized about crushing people with my truck more than a few times... but spending life in prison isn't quite worth it.

replied on A flare for the dramatic · 7 years ago

The reason our founding fathers fled the colonies is because British people are fucking annoying with their pompous personalities and horrible teeth. Plus their food is garbage. There's a reason British restaurants are rare in the USA. Even their politics is a joke.

on Annoying British porn · 7 years ago

The fuck is with up the nose shit? Drinking too much is just dumb and makes you sick. Weed for the win

Not sure that assault is the appropriate reaction here.

I am not a troll.

replied on The future is dim · 7 years ago

Photoshop yawn

on Hobbyist · 7 years ago

Truckers need love too